WARNING: THIS IS A PARODY OF KUROSHITSUJI AFTER CIEL BECAME AN AKUMA. IT IS LIKE MY PREVIOUS ONESHOT. PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU SHOULD ONLY READ PROPER BLACK BUTLER STUFF; FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO CONTINUE, PLEASE, ENJOY.

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PROLOGUE: THREE DAYS AGO...

Ciel sat at his desk, pondering on how to live for the rest of the eternity. He thought about skydiving, since he couldn't die.
He did it.
He thought about bungee jumping and putting his morals behind for awhile.
He did it.
He was thinking of making Sebastian having a catfight with Lizzy's mother.
She won.

Thinking about the future is so tiring, Ciel moaned. He stared out of the window with his head rested on the table.

Little kids everywhere were hugging Phantomhive toys for it was a few days after Christmas.

That was when he finally thought of traveling around the world to expand his toy business.

"Sebastian, pack my bags, we're leaving this place." He stood up and announced firmly.

Sebastian appeared immediately and questioned his decision.

"I want to expand the business. Every child here has my toys," Ciel bit his lip.

"We need some place foreign. Where do you suggest we go, Sebastian? Somewhere in South-East Asia?" Ciel added, thinking carefully and logically for the first time.

"Yes, My Lord," Sebastian smiled. There wasn't much he could do, was there?

"Oh my god, we should totally go to Singapore!" Ciel was answering his own questions unconsciously.

"Yes, My Lord," Sebastian bowed. He bit his lip. I have to serve this dumb brat forever.

Sebastian teared up a little. He couldn't stand the ordering around, especially since Ciel became one of his kind.

Not to mention when he made Sebastian fight with Elizabeth's mother, and lost.

Oh, how embarrassing, Sebastian gritted his teeth.

"Oh, Sebby, don't do with the formalities. We have to deal with each other for an eternity, and you must be pretty tired already." Ciel nodded.

He could never read Sebastian's mind no matter how hard he tried.

Sebastian looked up and sighed,"Okie."

Ciel nodded, and suddenly frowned. "Well, what are you doing standing there? Start packing already!"

Sighing again, Sebastian thought, It was going to be a long, long, day.

"Goodbye! Goodbye!" Finian was jumping up and down, waving a handkerchief madly.

Bart was crying uncontrollably and Tanaka, was as usual, drinking tea. But his cup was empty now, and full of tears.

Meyrin was sobbing and hiccuping and whispering some sort of goodbye speech.

Ciel smiled woefully and knew immediately he was going to miss his pansies.

Sebastian was throwing all the luggage on the tiny horse cart.

The horse neighed tiredly as if to yell,"I'm going to be crushed if you throw anymore bags on me!"

Meyrin shuffled to Sebastian and fiddled with the edge of her maid outfit. Sebastian raised his eyebrows and was about to ask if something was wrong when Meyrin grabbed off her glasses.

She pushed Sebastian against the horse cart.

And smashed her mouth against Sebastian's.

After about 2 minutes, she stood back up, put on her glasses, blushed furiously and ran back into the Phantomhive residence.

Ciel was stunned for a moment, while Sebastian was petrified.

Tanaka wiped a tear away and congratulated Sebastian, while Bart's jaw dropped and Finian was covering his mouth with the handkerchief.

Ciel cleared his throat,"Let's move on, shall we?"

FOR THE FIRST TIME

The plane touched down and Ciel strutted out of it like a fashion model.

Behind him was Sebastian, carrying all of his luggage and lugging his baggage of old-fashioned hats.

Ciel inspected the airport. It was clean, modernized, yet somehow high-classed in a simplistic manner.

He nodded in silent satisfaction. Yes, he could get used to this.

Sebastian was huffing away with the load he had to carry.

Why did he have to deal with this? He was a hell of a butler. He could easily threaten people to carry baggage for him.

But nooo, Ciel wanted his bloody top hats to be treated with 'extra special care'.

Sebastian spat and was about to kick the baggage when a police officer tapped him on the shoulder.

Ciel noticed this and walked towards the policeman.

"Excuse me, is there a problem?"

The policeman eyed Ciel for a moment. "Yes, little man, your brother here spit on the airport floor."

Ciel, confused, clarified,"But he's not my brother."

"It doesn't matter, kid, you still have to pay the fine," The policeman shrugged and handed Sebastian a piece of paper named 'SUMMONS', and walked away.

A few girls looked over, and giggled, pointing at Sebastian. Ciel narrowed his eyes at them.

Ugh, fangirls, he thought. Totally not worth my time.

Sebastian scanned the paper.

"It says we have to be in court to pay $300 by 30th of July." He concluded.

Ciel rolled his eyes and adjusted his hat. "Its March 20th. We'll look into that some other time. Now, lets go."

"Okie."

After they breezed through the passport checks (which was a miracle) and everything else, Ciel coincidentally met with an old acquaintance at the airport's departure gates.

She was Lizzy's first cousin. She was beautiful, smart, and well, simply the female version of Ciel.

He was ecstatic to meet her and vice versa; so came the offer to reside at her mansion until they found a suitable place to live.

But nothing is ever a coincidence.