Lol I just thought of this and wanted to write it really fast so yeeeaahhh. If you can, would you all who read this follow my new story I'm writing called 'I Thought I Lost You' it's HavocxRoy and for some reason I feel like no one likes it so far, even though ive posted only one chapter lol. ITS LIKE YOU PEOPLE ONLY LIKE ME FOR MY RAPE FICS I SWEAR.

I do not own fma, everyone would be havin' buttsex if I did heuheuheuheu

Topping

"Ow! Ow! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"

"What the hell do I think I'm doing?! I'm trying to stretch you, damnit, and maybe after this you won't be such a tight ass at work either."

The Colonel facepalmed, and tried to close his spread legs-only to have them forced open again. He knew it was a bad idea to let Ed try to top... but the damn boy just wouldn't let him be until he said yes; so naturally he tried to have a few quick drinks before Ed shoved him into the bedroom.

"Get your damn fingers wet first Ed, jeez don't you pay any attention to what I do to you?"

Ed looked up from his place on the bed and glared at Roy. "Honestly no, was I supposed to? I thought the plan of doing this was to make each other incoherent, not take notes for a sex pop quiz."

Roy rolled his eyes and leaned back on the bed closing his eyes. He at least could try to make the most of this…

The blonde reached over for the bottle of lube and opened the squirt bottle. After looking at it curiously, not sure what to do with it, he leaned in close to his lover's ass and spread his cheeks. He put the bottle up close to the hole and squeezed harshly, allowing ribbons of the lube to squirt into the slightly looser pucker.

After using about half of the bottle he seemed satisfied when it started to leak out and let go of his colonel's ass. When he looked up, he raised an eyebrow at the look on the colonel's face.

"You did not just do that."

"Do what?"

"Squirt it in there!" The elder tried to sit up before he was pushed back down forcefully from a hand on his chest. He sighed irritably and gave a harsh look towards the blonde, frustration written in his features. "Do we have to do this?"

A wicked grin was sent his way and he leaned his head forward to try to see what the kid was doing. The man had a pretty good idea what this all was about; and couldn't exactly blame Ed for wanting to gain some control in their relationship over the taller and much older Xingian man. After all, all of this topping business started right after Mustang had gotten drunk around Ed.

It might not have been that big of a deal but when Roy gets drunk, he dances, sings, gets horny, you name it. And to add to the list he had one thing he also did which mainly kept him from getting drunk around others. He gets innocent.

Not innocent like a child who doesn't understand why they can't watch a rated R movie- innocent as in 'please have sex with me and I'll let you do whatever you want' type of innocent, resulting in him pouting and letting whoever do whatever they wanted whenever.

So that had happened, and he supposed that it excited Ed to have that much control over his over bearing Colonel. Mustang wasn't exactly sure what had happened- but based on what Ed had told him the older man basically had a great blowjob that night.

"Yep. Now spread your legs, slut."

Roy huffed and crossed his arms at the shorter one. "Fuck you."

Ed calmly looked up at him with a blank stare and smirked readily, "Exactly, glad to know you're getting in the mood, Colonel."

"God damnit."

Har har har.

Soo would you all please read my havocxroy fanfic as I've said before (I need to feel the love) and review please xD

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