Rules of being a fanguin!
One, don't make fun of ships: Most important, don't make fun of Skilene, the fans of the ship will yell at you and hate on you for showing your disgust for the ship. The straight shipper fans are the most annoying, they hate on fans who ship gay couples.
Two, Skipper is always right: He's never wrong. He's always right.
Three, lunacorns are great knowledge: They are. Don't disagree. It'll make Pri cry.
Four, penguins are adorable- If you don't agree then you're not a fanguin.
Five, don't question the king- Or else you'll trip from a camera flash and and land in a trash can and end up in the New Jersey dump.
Six, don't touch amnesia spray- What are we talking about?
Seven, don't trust a puffin- Don't do it or you'll never meet Skipper.
Eight, don't say the Red Squirrel isn't real- It'll come to bite you in the butt.
Nine, don't trust science, it will not lead you to the love of your dreams.
Ten, don't lie to Private- Or he'll call you a liar and that your pants are on fire.