he lay fast asleep with his arm draped over the side of the sofa, he looked especially peaceful with drool hanging out the corner of his mouth, he looked like the spitting image of Dom's dog, Hendrix who lay on his dog bed across the other side of the room. Hendrix lay on his back with his paws up in the air, he too was drooling and breathed in heavily, this corsed him to gurgle loudly. This startled Matt, his eyes flickerd open and he tilted his head up to see Hendrix drooling and gurgling in his bed. Matt was annoyed with Hendrix, he needed his beauty sleep. 'I need to be pretty' Matt thought.
He put the pillow over his ears, but he could still hear Hendrix gurgle.
Matt gurgled back at him. Hendrix gurgled again. Matt gurgled. Hendrix Gurgled the two of them were gurgerling like no one has ever gurgled before! Hendrix gurgled, Matt gurgled back and his stomach rumbled and he farted. Hendrix's ears went back, he took Matt's flatulance as an offence. Matt realised that he shouldn't have done that, he watched Hendrix leap into the atmoshpere (air) and do a supermassive black fart. Matt was lying there clouded by smelly black fog. He toppled off the couch and lay there thinking what Dom could have possibly fed him. Matt wouldn't give up, he gurgled quietly. Hendrix eyes snapped open and turned red and then he gurgled violently and started foaming at the mouth and he had a seizure and then was back to normal. Matt starred in horror and causiously climed back ontop of the couch.
*MEANWHILE*
There was a party in the kitchen Dominic Howard and Christopher Wolstonholm and Queen Elizibeth III and Doctor Who and Bill Gates and Brad Pitt and FuiFui MoiMoi and Elmo and Mulder and Scully and Special Agent. Anothony DiNozzo and Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Ziva David and Abby Sciuoto and Mike Franks and McGee and Kate Todd and Bugs Bunny and Taylor Swift and Harry Potter and Voldemort and Santa Claus and The Mad Hatter and Robert Pattison and Kevin Rudd and Brittany Spears were all in the kitchen, the only thing seperating the kitchen and the lounge room was a wall EVERYONE there could hear gurgling and farting coming from the lounge room.
"Well I say what, ghastly creature have you got in there !" everyone looked at the Queen (as you would expect because she uses posh language) but Elmo said it.
Chris broke the silence with a wait..sorry...I ment to write - Chris broke the silence with a joke about a muffin:
Chris: "Two muffins were sitting in an oven, the first one said "Jeeze its hot in here!" '
and the other one said "Aghhh! A talking muffin!"
Everyone started laughing, lemonade came out of Thom Yorke's nose he was cackling really loudly, suddenly it all went quiet everyone was starring at him and frowning.
"HEY NO ONE INVITED YOU!" Yelled Elmo across the room.
"Well I'm here now, so let's par-tay!" said Yorke.
Elmo slammed his hand on the kitchen bench and since Sesame Street did not let Elmo carry any weapons,
he grabbed Thom Yorke and started shoving Jigsaw-Puzzle pieces down his throat.
Then The Mad Hatter came over and put his Hat over Yorke's head and sufficated him.
Nemo called the police, Elmo ran out the door, The Mad Hatter grabbed Alice by the hand and followed Elmo,
then quickly came back in and retrieved his Hat and crawled out the window. Just then everyone diverted their attention to DiNozzo, DiNozzo was standing at the door and said "YEEHARR" and ran away into the sunset with MUSE's pancake mix. With no pancakes how will they survive! Everyone left and chased after DiNozzo,
except for Dom and Chris who had no idea what just happend...