Insecure
"So you really think there was nothing going on between Thor and Sif?"
"Oh my cheese balls. Jane…"
"I'm sorry! I know I keep obsessing about it. But you saw her –and then there's all that mythology…"
"Yeah, okay –she's a super hot-kick ass-alien-goddess-chick. And sure, there's the possibility that she and Thor did the nasty sometime in the past –or that she's taking advantage of him now, given his current emotional state… Wow… You know when you say it out loud, it does sound bad… I can't believe all you did was kiss him –you should have at least let him cop a feel. That would have given him an incentive to get his ass here faster."
"Gee –thanks Darcy, I feel so much better."
"But then again, you aren't blessed in the ta-ta region like me…"
"I'm going to do some work on the roof."
"But hey –if it makes you feel better, you've got a way better name than Sif."
"Umm… Thanks?"
"Yeah –it's way harder to make fun of your name than hers. Can you say Sif-ilis?"