The Anime Assassins!

Ep 1: The List!

Tomoko got onto her computer to check the latest top Anime. On AnimeTube. She couldn't believe it. She was not on the best female category. She saw a lot of anime there. But not hers. Where was Watamote!? And why isn't Tomoko in the top 3!? She was getting very upset now.

"Darling In The Franxx, Sword Art Online, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Date A Live, POP Team Epic!? Gosh! Damnit! How am I gonna be popular than these Guys!? Those damn girls!" Tomoko cries.

Just then! She sees an ad...for something pop up on her screen. It showed two people with Blonde hair, fake black moustaches and sunglasses on.

"Hi! We're the Thunders! Do you have a problem? We have a solution to that problem. You don't wanna do your math homework? We'll do it for you! Does your best friend shit on your yard? We'll make sure that friend never shits again! We don't care what it is. We're looking for the results that you desire, Now call us on our hotline." Said the man.

"And I'm sure we can work something out!" Said the Female.

"We're looking forward to give you the results that you need...and deserve!" Said the man. Tomoko gasped and quickly dialled the phone number.

"Yeah this is Magi." Said the woman on the other end.

"Hi! Um...yes this is Tomoko, I saw your ad online and I'm from Watamote."

"Yeah whatever. What's your problem?" Magi asked.

"Well like I said, I'm from an Anime...and I'm trying to get to the top of the lists...on AnimeTube and no matter how hard I try, girls above me get more and it's like a never ending race. So I was wondering if there is something that I can do, or that you can do to help me out." Tomoko explained calmly. She took deep breaths.

"The only way you're gonna beat any of these girls, and Anime. Is to stop them from making anymore Episodes." Magi said.

"Ohhhhhh..." Tomoko nods.

"Destroy them." Magi Thunder says.

"You mean, like destroy their Anime?"

"No...destroy...THEM!"

"I don't think that's a good idea." Tomoko gulped. A bit nervous about all this.

"Give me a list of the girls and Anime you want out of the picture...and leave the rest up to us." Magi Thunder said.

"Well...What's In it for you?" Tomoko asked.

"Give me a cameo appearance on a OVA of Watamote...and we'll call it even." Magi replied.

"Right." Tomoko agreed.

"Ciao!" Magi licks her phone and hangs up. She wakes up her husband, Bob Thunder and tells him the news. He nods and gets ready to go. Magi also does. Tomoko started making a list. She looked and looked and found the first one: Asuna from Sword Art Online. No 2: Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki. No 3: Noire of Neptunia. And finally...her best friend Yuu Naruse...from Watamote. What is Tomoko planning with putting her own show on this list? She pins the list to her wall and smiles and goes to do other things.

"We'll call her tomorrow." Bob said to his wife.

"Sure thing honey." Magi Smiles.

The two went off to spend the day together. Tomoko looked at the list.

"Can't let my family know about this list...or everything will get shut down. Damn those girls! Being more popular than me! It's not fair! What do they got that I don't? Big boobs? Awesome fighting skills? Boyfriends!? Gah! Just thinking about them makes me sick!" Tomoko lays on her bed and sighs. Tomorrow would begin the Assassination of Asuna. Tomoko hopes that nothing goes wrong...

The Anime Assassinations have begun!

(Story based on JoeNation YouTube Assassination series. With my own twists!)

Kill List:

1-Asuna (Sword Art Online)

2-Yuno (Mirai Nikki)

3-Noire (Neptunia)

4-Yuu (Watamote)