1 The Return of James Bond

He Jumped out the car, hid behind the right side, lifted his uzi out of his briefcase, and emptied his magazine out on the extremist terrorists. It all began as a lovely trip to South America, being his vacation from work. Unfortunately, terrorists don't believe in vacations, thus he was attacked. M called Bond to warn him…

"Bond, I've got terrible new for you…but what's that noise behind you"

"M, you called just a little late" Bond said as he removed the empty, explosive magazine, pulled the pin out the side, and chunks it at a terrorist…

"WELL…looks like your gonna' have to abort your reservations and plans and report to the bunker in Venezuela…"

"Yeah, Yeah… I gotcha"

Once Bond hung up, and the dust cleared, he walked out cautiously to survey the area. Noticing he'd blown up half of his BMW, he called a helicopter on his watch, and instantly it came flying in dropping a fold up ladder. He grabbed the ladder and gave the ladder-man a signal to lift up… the ladder lurched into motion, but he was used to it by now. Upon reaching the top, he climbed in and gotten into the co-pilots seat to talk w/ the pilot. He put the headset on and grabbed the controls and talked in the Mic. to the pilot:

"… To the Venezuelan bunker, to receive mission briefing, over"

"Affirmative." the pilot said as he veered off to the left Bond removed the headset, walked to the back, and sat down to watch out the open door. He'd expected time-off from his job, but didn't get it (as always) but he didn't mind much, his job was his passion. After becoming bored watching the trees fly by, James lie down on the seat to take a nap…

Upon reaching the bunker, James woke up from his light-sleep, put a harness on, and rappelled out the copter onto the bunker-roof, which was hidden under the trees and the ground. Once he landed, he walked to the door, did an iris check and swiped his key-card in the slot at the given time. The Iron door (hidden in the ground) opened up and he walked leisurely, yet briskly down the dark, steep steps. There, Q impatiently tapped his foot upon the iron floor, which was lit up with bright, fluorescent lights.