Grimmjow stared at the abhorrence in front of him. Never had he seen such a horrible mind-scarring thing such as this. The round, disgusting, brown coloured mass was speckled with green; its beady black eyes staring back at him. Worst of all was its hair, a fluffy, cotton candy looking mass of white.
"What is it?" he asked a chuckling Ichigo.
"Bangers and mash." He stated to the defected Espada.
"huh?" Grimmjow said, head tilted to the side.
"Sausages and mash potato with peas."
"Eww…"
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'Tap, tap tap' Renji glared at the object of his impatience. 'Tap, tap, tap' His hands clenched within bedsheets. 'Tap, tap, tap' It was hard to miss the hesitant standing up. Then sitting down after a pause. 'Tap, tap, tap' Renji stood up with a harsh glare.
"Okay! That's it!" he growled. "Stop that bloody tapping right now or I will kick your ass all the way to Soul Society!"
"What tapping?" Ichigo asked, glancing up from his work.
"Whatever you are doing there!" he said, pointing at the object on Ichigo's desk.
"The computer?" Ichigo asked, questioningly looking at his friend.
"Noooo!" he glared, "the tapping! Only and idiot would think I said comp… wait what?"
"This is a computer Renji. Humans use it to … do things. Don't they have any in the … 12th division was it?"
The red-head shinigami shrugged, he didn't know what the 12th had and he'd like to keep it that way too. "Can you stop it then?" he asked eagerly.
"No I cannot 'stop' it Renji," Ichigo sighed. "Go bug Yuzu for food if it annoys you that much."
Renji's eyes widened. "Don't mind if I do!"
A/N: Hmmm … writers block sucks! This is a bit of replacement until I get some inspiration! I'm working on The Same Mistake now … hopefully I'll be able to get it up soon! Until then … this'll have to do!