Chances are the characters are waaay OOC so, please, bear with me. I've only got what I managed from SSBB which isn't much. I'm not the best player around, but I can certainly put up a fight. Anyway, just a one-shot to see how I like it, how others like it, etc…Here goes nothing.
I know this will need a lot more work, I'll try to fix it up when I can, but if anyone has suggestions I'm open.
"Hey, Sweetheart, you wanna-"
The slender blonde he addressed whipped out her plasma gun and violently swung at him blinded by a woman's fury. Hot tempered and mind clouded she quickly found herself in a gentle yet firm arm-lock with the new comer.
It was too close for comfort; she struggled.
"Baby, if looks could kill, you'd strike me dead."
She relaxed, almost resting in his arms. Snake took this opportunity to make a proper embrace.
"See? It wasn't that hard giving me a chance. Baby, you and me…"
Meanwhile, she felt her arms reaching back for his shoulders...or his neck? Either way, he didn't care.
In an instant he felt momentum shift from his core to his feet which were in midair (well above 5 feet). He had been hurled unexpectedly!
Upside down, their eyes met; her were fierce and his were excited but his soon rolled over when she forcefully yanked her plasma gun from around his neck. She essentially choked him and smashed his head into the ground.
"I'm nobody's baby."
She finally aimed her weapon at his head; he still in a daze. She was going to finish him off for good.
"SAMUS!" the announcer called.
"Tch…" She wasn't through with him yet – barely. But she had been summoned to fight. She'd deal with him later.
Snake coughed as he came to.
"How is he, Your Highness?"
A blurry brunette giggled gingerly. "Link, you do not need to call me that when we are here. You may drop the formalities. Other than that, he is 'coming to,' so to speak."
Link nodded shyly.
The helped him sit up. "You're lucky," Link chuckled, "that she only did that to you."
"Am I, now…?" Snake managed sarcastically.
"Yes," Princess Zelda replied with light laughter. "Wario crossed her way as well; now look at him!"