Genki Gets on Our Nerves!!!!!

By the author of Marshmellow Street, Mokona's clues, and several other nutty fics, MOKONA THE MARSHMALLOW GOD!!!

A/N: Copyright Monster Rancher to... to.... to someone else!

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The monter rancher cast is sitting around the campfire telling ghost stories.

Holly: The ghost crept closer and closer...

Genki, Suezo, Mocchi: Gasp!

Holly: And suddenly... it GRABBED HIM!

Genki: AIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!

Suezo: That part always scares him...

Mocchi: Chi... (sweatdrops)

Genki: I HAVE ONE! I GOTS MESELF A STORY TO TELL!

Golem: Needs salt...

Holly: What?

Golem: SALT!

Suezo: Here ya go.

Genki: Once upon a time, there was a BEEEYOOTIFUL princess. Then, one day, SHE....

Holly: ...? (Sweatdrop)

Genki: She, uh............. GOT SICK!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!

Mocchi: That cheesy chi!!!

Holly: It's late. Why don't we hit the sack?

Genki: SOUNDS GOOD!

Tiger: I've been waiting for this moment ALL night....

Hare: DuyDuyduyduy narf narf!

Genki: (Sleeping) ZZZZzzzz......

Holly: It's sooooo peaceful....

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Genki: MA! THE CHICKENS ARE DROWNING!

Holly: WHAT THE....?

Genki: ZZZzzzzz......

Suezo: Pssst..... Is it safe?

Tiger: Yeah, he's sound asleep...

Mocchi: BACK TO THE ---

Holly: Mocchi! Shhhhh!

Mocchi: Sorry, chi. Back to the campfire. Campfire, chi.

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Tiger: Hare? Where are you?

Hare: ZZZZZZZ DUY DUY ZZZZZZZz narf zzzzzzzzzz *farts*

Tiger: Oh. There you are. Sweet dreams..... sort of.....

Holly: Now, remember the plan?

Suezo: No.

Mocchi: YO HO! YOHO! A PIRATES LIFE FOR CHI!

Holly: Where'd you get that?

Mocchi: Author is listening to it, CHI!

Suezo: YOHO YOHO YOHO YOHO YOHO! Sing along, Holly!

Tiger: Yoohoo yoohoo, I hope I get some sleep....

Holly: TURN IF OFFFFFF!!!!!

Suezo: Oh, c'mon, Holly! Just one verse....?!

Golem: Yoho.. Yippy Skippy... Rocks for Golem!

Hare: Duy duy duy narf YO HO! ZZZZZzzzz

Genki: MA! THE PIRATES ATE OUR COWS!!! YOHO!

Holly: Tiger, is he still asleep ... ?

Tiger: Like a rock.

Mocchi: Annoying pirates, chi!

Suezo: Let's change the music!

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Holly: Little town! It's a quiet village! With little people! Waking up to say:

Genki: MA! The town is flooding with albino cheese!

Suezo: Bonjour!

Mocchi: Bonjour, chi!

Holly: The baker has bread and... what's the rest?

Suezo: Bonjour!

Tiger: Bonjour!

Mocchi: Bonbons, chi!

Golem: Need salt....

Holly: Something about prince charming, and lambs in chapter three....

Genki: Ma! The pork rinds are revolting and throwning turnip greens at the French bread!

Holly: Now, back to buisness....

Hare: Narf bonjour gark DUY!

Mocchi: YOHO YOHO! Be our guest, chi!

Suezo: Try the gray stuff, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

Golem: Wow! Swimming spoons! Need salt STILL!!!

Tiger: I do tricks, pick up sticks, pick hare's nose, this is retarted....

Hare: Narf gark DUY! Dishes and MOOOOoooooo o o zzzzzzzzz....

Holly: I SAID, BACK TO BUISNESS!

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The monster rancher cast finally gains back their sanity, excluding Genki and Hare,

Hare: DUY DUY

And the others consult whatever they may have been about to consult.