A/n: I couldn't not take this. I saw this challenge on the CCS board and I want to write it so bad.

A rewrite of the season seven episode with RJ, the guy all of the girls are in love with. Somehow, the power of the letter jacket manages to impregnate all of the girl's with RJ's children.

Options:
The fic may concentrate either on the pregnancy or flash forward and deal with the children.

Requirements:
Someone calling RJ 'Big Daddy'
Other Buffyverse males stepping in to play the father role
The children having powers because of the letter jacket's role in their conception.
Someone figuring out that Willow, Anya, Buffy, and Dawn's children are all half siblings.
The phrase "incesty much?"

Disclaimer: Gidgetgirl owns everything above and the characters of Meri, Rory, and Lex are hers as well. Joy however is mine.

"Rory Summers, stop this instant!" Dawn yelled after her four year old daughter, her voice strained. Ever since Aurora had turned four she had inherited an interesting power from her father; a power that Dawn Summers cursed every day.

"But Mommmmmmmmmmmy," She whined, clutching the small frog-donkey breed to her chest. Her brown hair hung in pigtails and her big blue eyes pouted at the twenty one year old.

'Don't Mommy me, Missy, now take Fredrick back where he came from," She stomped her foot for emphasis and the little girl stuck out her bottom lip. It was her "broody" face. Uncle Angel said she did it perfectly. Then the girl suddenly disappeared. Dawn tapped her foot, waiting for her daughter's return, only to be interrupted by Anya's daughter chasing Willow's son into the living room.

"AUNT DAWN!" Alexander "Lex" Rosenberg named after his very lovable Uncle Xander hollered, ducking behind the tall brunette woman.

"Sexy Lex-ey, come and play orgasm with me," America "Meri" Harris demanded of the small red-haired boy. He shook his head venomously.

"Mommy, can I at least keep this one?" Dawn spared a glance at her daughter, who carried a small dog like creature who had just set the couch on fire.

"NO!" She yelled, as her daughter brooded some more before taking the new creature back to whatever dimension it was from. "Meri, sit," Dawn demanded, her "mommy" voice taking over.

"You have no power over me, insignificant human creature," She was her mother's daughter.

"I'm not human," Dawn glared at the girl, who sat down on one of the chairs. "Lex, help me out here please," The brunette gestured to the couch. The little boy waved his hand and the fire went out. "Thank you,"

"Sure, Aunt Dawnie,"

"Blohelling Sodbint," Rory yelled, appearing back in the room. Dawn raised an eyebrow at the small child.

"I'm like daddy," She grinned, and Dawn frowned. Damn Spike and his cursing. Damn Buffy for having to save the world. She sighed and sunk to the floor.

"Mommy, can we keep him?"

"Sexy Lex-ey, your like bunnies!"

"AUNT DAWNIE!"

Five hours, twelve minutes, and twenty-three seconds until naptime and counting.

A/n: Should I continue? Review and don't kill me for starting another story.