Disclaimer: No, I don't own Host Club. Bisco Hatori does. If I did, the manga wouldn't come out once every, like, millennium.
This is a Comedy-Drama-Romance. The Host Club (minus Haruhi) gets super powers. They keep their powers a secret, but will they finally stir up love life. Enjoy, and read the author's note at the bottom for a chance to vote!
Super-Host Club-Awesome-Rangers!
Ch.1: GLITTER!
"Now, remember, my pets," Umehito Nekozawa's dark, spooky voice drifted through the dark magic room. The room was lit only by candlelight and all the occupants of the room (and the Dark Magic Club) wore black hooded capes. Bereznoff danced back and forth upon his hand. "The elixir is just too dangerous for human use. Lest we destroy the humanity of the world, we will forever dispel any knowledge of what we have created. Understood?"
Everyone nodded. One student spoke up. "I'm sorry, President-san. I thought our elixir would create shadow-people. It is my fault everything went horribly, horribly, horribly wrong."
"No, no. It was nobody's fault." Nekozawa insisted kindly. "Let's just never discuss this again. I have the elixir hidden in a bottle, disguised so no one will ever find it! Mu ha ha ha ha!"
"Mu ha ha ha ha!" joined in the rest of the club, joining their president's evil laughter.
"HIKARU, YOU DID IT WRONG! It's Host Club, not Host Clab!" yelled Tamaki angrily.
"He didn't do anything wrong, you just can't read." Snapped Kaoru defensively.
"Um, Yeah!" agreed the older twin.
Kyoya sighed. This had been an extremely long day. In order to celebrate an upcoming Host Club event, Haruhi had suggested they make banners. It was something commoners did frequently, so Tamaki and the twins along with Hunny and Mori had immediately agreed to it. Of course, they had no idea how long it would take.
The club had been at it so long that Haruhi had to leave to help her father with...some commoner thing. The club vice president now rubbed his temples, tired and annoyed. The current condition of the clubroom was terrible. Papers of all colors of the rainbow were strewn across the floor and tables. Markers, paint and crayons borrowed from the Art Club littered the counter tops. And that didn't even begin to describe the club members.
Hunny looked like he had been painting himself rather than the poster paper. Streaks of blue, red, green and yellow ran across his face and arms. Mori had been thoughtful enough to run to both their PE lockers and grab gym clothes, which were more easily washed than their uniforms. It was good thinking, because he looked just like Hunny. The twins and Tamaki had had a brief fight, but given up. While they were covered in various colors, the dopplegangers decided it might be fun to color-code themselves. If Kyoya remembered their brief description correctly, Hikaru was red marker-fied and Kaoru was blue marker-fied. Couldn't they have just done their rose-colors Tamaki assigned? Speaking of the Host Club King, he was splattered with green, orange and purple paint, had black streaks of marker running down both arms, and shreds of paper were sticking to his paint-coated shoes like toilet paper.
"Well done, everyone." the megane finally called loudly. Everyone looked up. "Why don't we call it a night?"
"Good idea, Mom!" Tamaki chirped. He was always ready to agree with Kyoya.
"I don't know, guys," Hunny started. Kyoya tried to compose himself and not strangle the tiny third-year.
"Why not, Hunny-senpai?" he asked through gritted teeth.
"Well, the sign's just not jumping out." he stated. "Right, Takashi?"
The taller third-year nodded silently in agreement.
"Well, we worked our asses off." Hikaru cried, "What more can we do?"
"Hm...I don't know. Let's go back to the art room and see what we can find." he suggested.
And so, the six Host Clubers made their way back. On their way, they passed the Dark Magic Club room. "Wait," Kaoru called, stopping. "Why don't we look into the Dark Magic Club room? Nekozawa-senpai might have cool stuff. I mean, it's a dark magic club."
"Yeah!" his older twin brother agreed.
"Let's not go in if no one's there." Kyoya ordered in a monotone.
"Yeah, because everyone wants to go when the club's in there." Hikaru snapped sarcastically. "Hey...Milord's got the right idea."
Tamaki was making his way into the eerie room, a curious grin on his gorgeous face. The door creaked as he opened it and held it open for the others, apparently having second thoughts about being the first one inside. Boldly, Hikaru stalked in, followed close by a nervous Kaoru. Hunny skipped in after, holding Mori's hand. Realizing he could do nothing, Kyoya followed. The king entered last.
"It smells weird in here." the lolita peeped.
"Incense." Mori offered a one-word response.
"Well, let's look around. OK, men, split up!" the king ordered.
"Yes sir, Milord!" the twins cried in unison, running to far corners of the room.
Hunny saluted and steered Mori towards the opposite side of the room. Finally, Tamaki and Kyoya parted.
"There doesn't appear to be anything interesting," stated the raven haired megane. "Nothing but candles, capes and spell books. Quintessential Dark Magic Club. Nekozawa doesn't disappoint."
"Wait," Mori spoke up. "over here." Hunny was the first to make his way over to what his cousin had found.
"Look, guys! Glitter! This'll be perfect!"
The others hurried over, excited.
"Yay, glitter! Awesome!" cried the red-headed mischief makers.
"Wonderful. Take it and let's go." ordered Tamaki.
"Wait. We can't just take Nekozawa-senpai's possessions and leave." Kyoya stated.
"Um, not take. Borrow." the blond responded.
There wasn't much that could be done. Hunny, Mori and the twins were already making their way out the door; glitter in tow.
It all started as expected. The banners were decorated with glitter and everyone agreed it looked even better. Haruhi would be proud. Then, the twins decided to be stupid.
FWAM!
The bottle of glitter went flying into Tamaki's head.
"OW!" Hikaru! Kaoru! Which one of you threw that at Daddy's head?"
"It was Kaoru's idea, but I did it." laughed the one twin.
Glaring, the chairman's son grabbed a handful of glitter from his now-sparkle-covered head and threw it back. Laughing, the twins ran through the falling glitter, pretending to dance in the rain. Hunny looked up and began laughing. Soon, the rest of the club had joined in. The smallest club member scooped up a handful of glitter and imitated the twins, covering himself in red and black sparkles. Mori tossed more into the air, smiling to himself. Tamaki tossed glitter onto himself and Kyoya. Amazingly, the vice president didn't object. At this point, he was beyond caring, his friends were laughing and happy, and the sparkles falling around all of them were beautiful. It was a moment in time only the Host Club could experience.
OK. Here's the thing. I can't add more...until you post your opinions!! That's right, you guys vote on which Host gets what power! This will take time to put up the next chapter and hopefully you guys are nicer than Hana-Kimi readers who DON'T REVIEW. Please tell me what you wanna see. This is what I like best:
Tamaki: Flying (this is Tamaki)
Kyoya: Brainwaves. He makes you tremble on the floor in fetal position going, 'too much knowledge...'
Hikaru: Fire powers! Shoot flames outta his phalanges! (That's fingers, people)\
Kaoru: Invisibility. He's not icy, even though that'd be opposite Hika, and he gets overshadowed sometimes, so yeah.
Hunny: Super speed. Hello, sugar rush.
Mori: Super strength. The guy's an ox.
What do you think? Review! Vote!