Fullmetal Alchemist: Amestrian Tour-ger
Chan: Hey fellas! Along with miss Taiga Aisaka of toradora, Edward Elric, the miniature tour guide will tour us to ametris! Yay!
Dorodokoro: I don't care about Ed! I go for taiga!
So, Taiga the palmtop tiger met the Fullmetal pipsqueak. Ed wasted 20 seconds of his life waiting for her visit.
"You're late!" Ed said.
"So what?" Taiga moaned.
"Sheesh, then… I am…."
"I know you, PIPSQUEAK!" Taiga said
"Shut up! We're at the same height, y'know!" Ed said. "I'll tour you to ametris then." He added.
The two went to the central first. Taiga noticed the chimaeras in the laboratory and asked Ed about it.
"Those are chimaeras – like you, half-tiger beast." Ed said
"Ehem, Ed. Be nice to taiga." Dorodokoro-kun said
"Okay! Okay!-" Ed said.
"Oh…. State alchemists, Eh? So what does that do?" Taiga asked.
"Miss Chan, can we dispose this J.E.R.K.?" Ed whispered to a lamb that is somewhat related to Hiromu (the cow, y'know…)
"NOPE" Chan said.
"Shrimp! What does it mean?" Taiga shouted
"IDIOT! That means a person working in the state who uses alchemy!" Ed rudely replied.
"Shit, What's an alchemist?" Taiga asked.
"Geh… I'm a tour guide, not a teacher!" Ed said
Then, Al appeared…
"..." Al said
"Can't you speak, Al?" Ed asked.
"Rie Kugimiya voice us both, y'know…" Taiga said.
"Aww….I hate this. Chan! Can you give Al's voice back?" Ed asked.
"Okay." Chan said
Chan hold an eraser and started erasing Taiga from the paper…. Taiga turned into ashes and was cleared by Dorodokoro-kun.
"I knew taiga shouldn't be there….." he said.
"Sigh… sorry for doing this story!"