Written for the Supernatural Quote Prompt Commentfic Meme at LJ. Dean: "Sweetheart, I don't do shorts." Wendigo. 2 drabbles.
Why Do I Always Have to Wear the Dinky Little Costumes?
Drabble # 1: Daisy Dukes
Dean knows he can look good in anything. Anything. But as he holds up the bottom half of the gym teacher's uniform, he's gotta grimace. Red short-shorts. Dude.
He can work with the white polo with the school's logo, the red'n'white knee-high gym socks (as long as they're not stinky or scratchy), and the spanky-white basketball shoes. Come on. They're not that dorky. The red sweatband? Eh, getting a little over the top there.
But really? He sighs and starts unbuckling his belt. At least he's a briefs guy. Those nuthuggers would be damned uncomfortable over boxers.
He likes the whistle though. The whistle makes him their god. He's gonna keep that after the gig is done.
As for the rest of the outfit (including the retired Santa Claus tracksuit), he's gonna do the standard salt'n'burn, baby. For the future good of every gym teacher without the advantage of his awesomely good looks to counteract the awfulness of the outfit.