Wow, ok here goes something crazy.
You can all blame my friend Ashley for this one. What a wonderful little muse she is, it is up to me to put her ideas into text!xD

Anyhoo, hope ya like it.

And also...I own nothing. Not a thing...not even this story actually. Damn you Ash! -shakes fist-

Edward, I am so sorry for what I am about to do to you.

FMA: Alternate Realities

"Why couldn't today just be a normal day..."

Edward thought as he stood quietly, his back pressed against the side of a large brick building. It was a surprise even to him that he was being attacked in during the day like this, it didn't seem to be the homunculi's style.

"Damn you Envy...where are you..."

Taking a deep breath, Edward actually had a minute or so to catch his breath now. Evny must have just been toying with him today. Which was true, as the homonuclus would give a slight grin as he looked down upon his favorite victim. Envy enjoyed watching him get worked up and nervous, standing on the roof of the building as his eyes glared downward intently.

Gwen yawned, now sort of going in and out of sleep right in the middle of her class. Science just really wasn't her thing today, then again she did had a long night. Staying up to watch TV wasn't the best idea apparently.

"Just five more minutes...then I can go..."

She though, now laying her head on her desk as she closed her eyes.

'yawn' "Five more minutes..."

Envy would have taken Edward by surprise at this point as the both of them began going back and forth with each other. Now having Edward on the ground as he began to repetatively kick him int he stomache.

"Get up twerp! I'm not finished playing with you yet, you can't just lay there!"

Unfortunately by this point, Edward wasn't exactly sure how much longer he could take this abuse. Laying on his side as his body curled up now beginning to spit up blood.

'hmph' "Disgusting! You lick it off my foot!"

Envy smirked, now dangling his blood covered foot in Edward's face.

"Didn't you hear me? I said clean it!"

Now laughing in his sick twisted way as she glanced down to Edward who now would lie there seemingly motionless.

Edward would now pick himself up off the floor, oddly enough not feeling much pain at all. Suddenly looking around, he was surrounded by an abiss of white nothingness. His heart suddenly sank, thos golden eyes would widen as he quickly turned his head.

"T-the gate?! W-why am I here?! What's going on?!"

It seemed his injuries where not exactly healed, now wincing as he grabbed his side. Thanks to Envy he had a freshly broken rib, just perfect.

"I don't understand...this doesn't make sense... Did Envy do this?!"

Of course it was probably a bad idea to step towards the huge doorway, but being the only object in that white void he really didn't have that much of a choice. Hid body began to tremble, almost to the point where he could hardly stand and dropped to his knees. Watching as the doors would begin to open slowly, he just sat there and watched in horror as everything began to happen all over again.

"No... No Please No!"

Edward was on the verge of tears as he scrambled to get back up on his feet, turning around as he started to run as quickly as he could. He would not let the gate take him that easilly, he had his brother to care for after all, he would not let himself be taken. Looking back was the worst thing he could have done, now watching as long black arms reached out for him and grabbing at his body.

"No! Let go of me! Stop it!"

Now falling flat on his face as he was being drug backwards now. Panicking, he tried to claw at the ground in resistance but to no avail. Kicking and screaming as tears ran uncontrollably down his face, could this possibly be end?

"Noo! Alphonse! Aaaah!!!"

The closer he got to the dark doorway, the more of a fight he put up which only resulted in more arms to pull him inward.

"Alphonse!"

Gwen suddenly jumped up out of her desk as the bell rang to signal the end of glass. Only, this wasn't Gwen. Looking around as the other kids in her class stared at her strangely, now gathering their things and leaving school for the weekend.

"Huh? What's going on here...I'm not...dead?"

Gwen looked around the classroom, bright blue eyes in total astonishment. Suddenly, something didn't seem right, now looking at her hands.

"Both hands...both legs...WHAT?! I'm a girl?!"

She sat there on the floor, her face now gone horribly pale. Just then, the techer would approach, he helped her back up to her feet and smiled warmly.

"Miss Gwen, in case you haven't noticed, class is over now. You may leave."

"Oh uh...yea...leave...right."

She looked just past the teacher, catching the name plate on his desk.

"Sorry Mister uh... Mister DeLuca."

"It's quite alright. You look pale, perhaps you should hurry home and rest and I'll see you on monday alright?"

"Yes sir..."

Edward, still laying on the ground motionless, had this horrible feeling in his gut. By now, Envy was getting bored with him and sat on the ground. His legs folded as he crossed his arms, now staring at Edward.

"Ow...my stomache..."

Blinking as he opened his eyes, he wasn't in class anymore.

"Where am I...?"

"Well if that isn't the question of the century kid. Can we please continue this, I'm getting bored."

Envy would jump back up onto his feet, grinning excitedly as he cracked his knuckles and waited for Edward to get back up to his feet. Edward was more then surprised, turning his head as he looked up to Envy with a totally honest stare.

"Who...are you?"

"Don't play games with me pipsqueak!"

"What?"

This threw Envy off guard a bit, normally Edward's reaction to namecalling was a little more enthusiastic.

"Did I beat you too hard or something, what the hell is the matter with you?"

"My stomache...really hurts..."

Envy blinked, now crouching down as bit to try and get a closer look. Only to fall over backwards as he saw Edward was actually crying as he sat himself up. It seemed Edward didn't even realize his change just yet.

"Why would you beat on me? I don't even know you...what's your problem?"

Edward sniffled, and blinked as he looked down at himself. Suddenly screaming at the top of his lungs.

"What the hell?! I'm a guy?!"

And now, Envy was totally lost. Regaining his composure as he got back up on his feet and looked down at Edward who was going through a moment. But taking by his reaction, Envy came across the reason for this little episode of his.

"You've got be kidding me... This...This is too perfect!"

"Perfect?! What is perfect about this?! I want answers!"

"Answers huh?"

Envy would grin, reaching down as he grabbed Edward's jacket now forcing him up onto his feet as he got right in his face.

"What's your name..."

"Why should I tell you? Who are you?!"

"Tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine..."

"...Gwen."

"Gwen...well let me introduce myself..."

Envy would throw Edward;s body right back down to the ground.

"The names Envy...now tell me, you wouldn't happen to know anything about alchemy at all, would you?"

"What?"

'heh' "No I didn't think so... This will make killing you all that much easier!"

"Killing Me?!"

Edward would quickly get back up onto his feet and start to run as Envy gave chase. Only to jump right over him, landing ahead of where Edward was going causing the both of them to collide. Yes, this would be too easy. Envy grabbed his shoulders in a tight grip, now lifting Edward up off the floor enough so his feet could barely touch.

"Let go of me!"

"Oh, but you didn't say please..."

With that, Envy's grip would only tighten on Edward's arms. And again, hearing that familiar sniffle as Edward started screaming and crying. Yes, this was far too easy for Envy's taste.

"I'm not even going to waste my time now..."

And instead of just dropping the body to the floor, he got one last little kick as Envy turned around and slammed Edward's back into the wall.

"Now you listen here! I don't know how the two of you switched places, but you better figure out a way to fix this mess! Do you understand me?!"

"S-switched p-places?!"

"Do you recall seeing a crazy white light? Or a door for that matter? Well?!"

"N-no. I don't remember. I...I was sleeping!"

Envy didn't need any more information then that, now letting go of Edward's shoulders. His back slid down along the side of the wall as he sat there on the floor, now completey scared for his life. He had no clue to what was going on. Envy would then just start to walk away, he wasn't going to waste his time.

"Wait...please."

This caught Envy's attention though. He would stop, but still kept his back towards him. Now speaking in a rather annoyed tone.

"What kid...?"

"Can you...at least tell me where I am?"

Envy just shook his head, turning slightly as he looked back over his shoulder.

'heh' "If you gotta ask...then you really don't wanna know."

Oh man...this is probably going to get real confusing. Sorry? Reviews are nice I'd love ya forever.