A.N: I gave my sister a chance to write her own fanfiction story. This is what she produced. (I wrote and she told me what to or I can assure you that the spelling would be atrocious.) It's rather... interesting... to say the least. I must warn you, this could permanently affect you mental health and cause a descent in IQ. Read at your own risk.
Once upon a time there lived a handsome boy named Draco Malfoy. He was twelve years old. One day, Draco decided he wanted to go to an awesome castle named Hogwarts.
But one day he met a boy named Harry Potter. He had a lightning scar and it was his first day when Draco Malfoy met him.
Unfortunately Harry Potter had a secret he would not tell one single peep of, because it was a really big secret. The secret was that every night he turned into a big, scary spider.
But, Draco Malfoy had a secret too! It was a different secret. And that secret was...
EVERY NIGHT HE TURNED INTO A UNICORN!
One night, Draco Malfoy went into Harry Potter's room at Hogwarts. He saw Harry Potter as a big, scary spider. So Draco Malfoy actually killed him with his super unicorn powers.
Then suddenly in the morning Draco Malfoy forgot aaaall about it. And then went into Harry's room because he was not coming anywhere and anytime. And he was so dramatic.
Because HARRY POTTER WAS DEAD!
He screamed and jumped up and down crying before going and eating marshmallows. He told the head of Hogwarts that Harry Potter died on his second day!
Then suddenly the marshmallows became too much and Draco Malfoy sadly died too.
Everyone cried. The end.
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W.N: (This is the creator): Hola. I know that most of you people have read this and cried because this is the first most saddest story I've ever wrote. Thank you for reading and yeah. Adios.
A.N: So...that just happened. Please remember that my sister is seven and this is her first fanfiction ever. Try not to be too nasty (even if this is the strangest thing I have ever read) please.