THE RISE OF THE FIRE SITH.
Anakin: I got to be a musketeer.
Me: no you get a feather hat and several comic relief moments with Obi-wan Siri Alicia and I.
Obi-wan: so who will replace Kenneth Livingston since he will end up fired at the end of the first week.
Me: I think senator Organa will.
Anakin: I think Padme will.
Obi-wan: I think Senator Mothma will.
The three begin arguing.
Siri: Jack does not own us if he did I'd be in the movies and join Obi-wan in exile and Sidious would somehow manage to clone Anakin and his force abilities.
Me: I only own my characters alright.
Sidious: enjoy the.
Me: GET OUT SIDIOUS!
Sidious: you're no fun.
Anakin stabs Sidious: DON'T STEAL MY LINES!
Alicia: who long have they been at it?
Siri: about an hour well enjoy the story might be a long one shot might not I'll ask Jack when they stop arguing anyway Alicia let's go get some lunch.
Darth Sidious growled his identity was not revealed but he had lost any chance at turning Skywalker "that boy is more trouble than he is worth anyway" he snarled but he also wondered what to do with Jack Holmes and Obi-wan Kenobi the reasons Anakin did not join him he had an idea since the Jedi recently allowed marriage in the order Obi-wan was planning to ask Siri Tachi to marry him he would put a report on the holonet as his kind Chancellor persona congratulating him on asking Satine to marry him but he did not know what to do with Jack "Lord Sectrilis be prepared to capture Siri Tachi in two hours" he ordered "yes my lord" Sectrilis Jack's arch Nemesis said "Kenobi and Holmes will regret messing with the Sith HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed.
Obi-wan choked on his tea when he read the report Anakin and Jack Obi-wans current Padawan looked up "you alright master?" Jack asked and then looked at the report "that is complete bullshit" he said "what is?" Anakin asked before reading it "bullshit" he said and a raging Siri Tachi ran in "WOAH CALM DOWN DON'T KILL HIM THE ARTICLE IS BULLSHIT!" Anakin yelled but he got knocked onto Jack and onto the table both cursing "we are through Kenobi" she said about to leave but Jack stopped her "Look Siri this is Sidious getting revenge by lying" he said but was blown back by a punch "how can Sidious control the holonet" she growled soon Anakin joined the fight and the three comically wrestled on the floor while Obi-wan sat look of heart broken anguish on his face an hour and 55 minutes later Siri knocked Anakin and Jack into Obi-wan and the three comically fell on the floor Jack on bottom and left "not that I don't appreciate the weird hugging but please get off" Jack said and the two hopped off him Jack pulled out a tracking device he planted on Siri's ship just to make sure she did not kill Satine "Oh Shit oh Shit Oh Shit it's the Harbringer in Orbit and there goes her ship Kriff" Anakin said "let's go save her" Obi-wan said "and so it is brave Obi-wan going to save and propose to his Damsel in distress with his two Padawans in Existence along for the ride" Jack said slipping into his natural Scottish accent "right let's go you two Musketeers" Obi-wan said as Anakin and Jack put on feathered hats giving one to Obi-wan.
Just as they were about to leave in the Shadow's rise Palpatine stopped them "ah Anakin I sure miss our chats" he said "I know your game Sidious" Jack said stopping time with the Shadows "and what is that Jedi" Sidious growled the only one unfrozen "your just getting revenge on Obi-wan now listen to this if you go after Alicia the Sith are dead out on the street Kapeche" Jack growled "I can have you arrested" Sidious growled "try it I know your identity and have proof you can't risk it" Jack shot back Sidious pulled out a Lightsabre and activated it and attacked Time unfroze as Jack and Sidious were in a sabre-lock "Shadow Execute order 65 like we planned" Jack ordered as Anakin joined the fight attacking Sidious "you spoiled my plans for revenge and now you spoil my plans for the Republic Lord Sectrilis will end your life Holmes" Sidious growled pressing a button on his Wrist and running there was an explosion as a Wall of rubble blocked the Jedi from Sidious who escaped in a personal ship "DAMN YOU SIDIOUS!" Jack roared "Shadow prepare the ship for take-off" Anakin ordered as they ran inside the super star destroyer and onto the bridge "Generals on deck" Admiral Firmus Piett said saluting "at ease" Jack said.
In Hyperspace the Jedi were in the war room "put the republic into Chaos Sidious has" Yoda said "also Siri's capture has the senate in an uproar but with Elections coming up they can't do anything despite Padme Bail and Mon trying to get them to help rescue her" Mace said "of course they waste time arguing to get anything done as usual" Jack said practically dissing the senate he had dissed politicians before every single prime minister in Australia during Jack's battles with Sectrilis before the Jedi found him they had tried to cover it up including the deaths so Jack sort off dissed them all calling them corrupt idiotic war mongers who want a war with other countries like China the only politicians he liked were senators Amidala Mothma and Organa Jack and Obi-wan had a lot of negotiating to do and a lot of Lightsabre fighting to actually stop world war 3 before it starts didn't help that they had Sith help Jack was now completely ashamed of his country but they had to return a lot to prevent more world wars with the help of Alicia Simpson Curtis Scanlon Luke Hilston Caitlin Barneveld and Mikaela Gempton calling themselves his secret army they even impressed Shadow and the Shadow Legion and that is no easy task they willingly shot Clive Palmer and Jacqui Lambe to stop the fiftieth attempt at world war 3 risking arrest.
Arriving on Earth they read the news "I'll be right back" Jack said and went through 3 hours of arguing negotiating and threatening to stop another war saying Obi-wan and himself stopped IS and what else is there to declare war about the UN replied China had said they were better than Japan Jack ended up dissing them before resulting in more negotiating over world war instead saying they prove themselves in Olympic games or something and that was how the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games was prepared returning to the others "where did you go?" Anakin asked "did a little shopping and stopped another world war" Jack replied Obi-wan was in bed on the Shadow considering it was night time "again" Anakin said "yes again" Jack said "how's Obi-wan?" Anakin sighed "he went to bed two hours ago Shadow is watching him I think he does not want to wake up" Anakin said "looks like it's up to us then Sherlock and Watson Mutt and Jeff Hope and Glory and every other duo" Jack said "HIT THE DECK!" Shadow ordered and the two ducked as a missile flew over their heads "SHADOW HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU DON'T PLAY WITH MISSILES!" Jack yelled "SORRY!" Shadow yelled as they noticed the missile hit a mountain with a endangered animals range "oh shit to the Shadow's rise quickly" Jack said ushering them in and taking off.
They left Earth after making sure Alicia was alright and re-entered Hyperspace Yoda contacted him "a new chancellor there is" he said "really who?" Jack asked "Kenneth Livingston" Yoda answered "fierfek" Jack and Shadow said at the same time both had interactions with the corrupt man "what's wrong?" Anakin asked "remember Michael Livingston AKA Darth Millenious" Jack asked "yes he was your first Sith Lord kill" Anakin said "That is his father" Jack said "what's so bad about that?" Anakin asked "you'll never find a politician more corrupt he's worse than the Hutts and that is saying something" Shadow said and the transmission ended and arrived at their destination "how good are you at stealth Skywalker?" Jack asked and Anakin noticed Jack was in his Shadow armour the armour his clones wore "where are we?" he asked "Dromuund Kaas" Jack replied and a shuttle landed in the forest Jack motioned for them to move and they ran through the forest entering the ancient city of the sith.
Shadow shook off cobwebs "why are we here general?" he asked "if I'm correct and I usually am the city's computer should be online" Jack replied "but the technology's ancient how can we be sure it even works?" ARC trooper Knuckles asked "the same reason everything else works" Jack replied "so be on guard" Anakin ordered the troops Anakin and Jack entered the building and the others tried to follow but the doors shut "Generals" Shadow asked "Power's cut to this door head to the main tower we'll find another way out" Jack ordered "right you heard the general" Shadow ordered and the troops left.
Anakin sighed "we could have cut down the door" he said "shush" Jack ordered he heard movement in the building and motioned for Anakin to follow they looked through a nearby window there was several people running through the room as the Shadow Legion arrived "Shadow Legion with me" he ordered and jumped through the window Anakin and the 501st watched as they entered the time window appearing in the past Jack grabbed a jetpack and flew off landing in the throne room "Did you miss me" he asked "master you said you closed the time window" Sectrilis growled before an excuse could make its way out of Sidious Sectrilis stabbed him "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UNLIMITED POWER!" He yelled as he shook he turned to brown stone purple flames came from his arms legs and head rocky armour covered them except his head red eyes appeared from the flames a demonic smile appeared as well a helmet covered it all except the face "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IS NO MORE REASON TO DOUBT MY RULE I AM PYRANOS NOW LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!" Pyranos yelled turning every Sith Lord and minion into Fire sith Jack grabbed Siri and him and his Shadow Legion returned to the future "Siri you alright?" Anakin asked "to the Shadow's rise now" Jack ordered and everyone returned to the ship "Rex get Obi-wan" Jack ordered soon the Jedi met with Piett in the war room Siri in Obi-wan's arms "Sidious is dead but Sectrilis has become a monster known as Pyranos" Jack explained to them they all shuddered "the council needs to know" Obi-wan said "I know what can defeat him the Shadow Emeralds" Jack said "they are legends nothing more" Piett said in shock "no Firmus they are real I found them and used my super form to kill Hephaestus's pet demon" Jack explained "to Earth we need to pick up Alicia she is in danger" Siri said.
Once they picked her up Jack and Obi-wan were in a meeting with the council and the Chancellor "so" Anakin said "so" Alicia replied confused "can I have a sample of some blood" Anakin asked sensing that she was force sensitive but he felt pain as Alicia kicked his privates he fell to the floor in pain "if it was Jack Siri Obi-wan or Shadow asking than yes I won't give you anything until I learn to trust you understood" Alicia said already trained Lightsabre in hand "understood" Anakin replied weakly "what happened to you General?" Rex asked "has Ahsoka ever hit you in the nuts?" Anakin asked still clutching his privates "yes she has" Rex replied "how many times can you get hit in the nuts before you can't have kids" Anakin asked "you deserved that Skywalker!" Siri yelled from the medbay with Alicia "how does she do that" General and Captain said as Obi-wan and Jack returned before Obi-wan headed to the medbay "how does Alicia not get lost?" Anakin asked "she's been aboard many times how do you think she got the Lightsabre and training in the way of the Jedi let me guess you said something stupid" Jack said "yes he did" Rex said Jack burst into solid laughter before walking off to his quarters to meditate on locations of the Shadow emeralds.
Siri and Alicia had quickly formed a bond stating times they were tricked by the sith and the times they were rescued by their lovers Obi-wan walked in "Anakin did something stupid didn't he" he asked as Anakin stumbled in from the broom closet "Anakin what in blazes?" Obi-wan asked "damn I wanted to see you propose to Siri" Anakin said "Anakin I'll propose when I'm ready" Obi-wan shot back "Ani I told you they won't right now after a date probably but not now " Padme said "how you got aboard senator?" Jack asked "Anakin came and picked me up" she replied "ANAKIN SKYWALKER HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU DO NOT TAKE THE SHADOW WITHOUT PERMISSION!" Jack yelled "R4 gave me permission" Anakin said "it's true boss" R4 said rolling in with R2 "really R4 next time make sure I'm there who knows what damage he has done to the Shadow" Jack said "I was driving" R4 replied "ok then next time tell me that please" Jack said "fine" R4 replied "so where to next" Anakin asked "we've been ordered back to Coruscant besides in the Coruscant under city is a Shadow Emerald" Jack said so they had the admiral set a course for Coruscant.
Me: that's the first chapter done rate it please.
Siri: 8 out of 10
Obi-wan: same
Alicia: 9 out of 10
Anakin: 8 there should have been more of me in it.
Me: you were in most of the damn chapter Anakin what more do you want.
Anakin: More screen time.
Me: (shakes head) just no pleasing some people.
Obi-wan: do rate and review to stop the procrastination.
Me: slightly hard to not procrastinate since school is on until the 20th of December and when should I have Obi-wan propose to Siri.
Alicia: next chapter please.
Me: you just want see me fail at writing a wedding.
Alicia: slightly
Me: I can't write romance to save my life that is it for this chapter enjoy the rest of the day.