A/N 1 Happy Birthday KKBelvis - hope this is okay!
A/N 2 My deepest thanks to Chelsy for her help on this! Thanks Cuz! x
"… Joker!"
"Yeah, I'm a funny dude. C'mon Sammy, lie still would ya?"
"Bat.."
"Bats? Sammy, we're on a rooftop in broad daylight – no bats around."
Dean carefully wrapped strips of his shirt around Sam's head.
"You're Batman!"
"Oh, I am huh?"
"Yeah." Sam passed out and Dean manhandled him down to the Impala.
When Sam finally woke up, he found Dean staring at him – a worryingly pleased grin on his face.
"What?"
"Oh, nothing."
"What Dean?"
"Well, it turns out I really am Batman!"
Sam groaned and "Batman" swooped in; hand soft at his back, while he threw up.