Hey I own Inuyasha, I bought it all for a penny, pay me now. Just kidding.
Kagome was reading a book about dogs in hopes of finding a way of marginally taming Inuyasha when she suddenly realized something. Without pausing to put her shoes on or check her hair, she dove down the well and ran to find Inuyasha.
"Hey Inuyasha!"
"What do you want wench."
"Can I ask you something?"
"You already did, but go ahead."
"What color is your outfit?"
"What kind of dumb ass question is that?"
"Just answer the question!"
"I dunno, Grey?"
"Thanks, I'm going home now."
"What the hell was that all about?"
"Oh nothing, I read somewhere that dogs couldn't see red so I kinda wondered what you saw when you looked at your reflection."
"Feh. Whatever. Bye."