A/N: Hello, its Shrouded sponge ninja again with another story…
Naruto: What, you again?
Me: No, wait, I'm the author, not…
Naruto: I'm going to get you this time.
Me: Ahhhhhhhh!
POW!
Me: You'll know way he attacked me if you read the story, ow.
Disclaimer: I don't own any part of Naruto in any way or form.
The Sponge Ninja
By: Shrouded Sponge Ninja
One day, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are waiting for Kakashi in the middle of a forest.
"Where is he?" asked Naruto.
"Naruto, it's only been five minutes." replied Sakura.
"So stop acting like an impatient child." Sasuke says.
"What did you just call me? Was that a challenge? Come on I'm ready for you."
Sasuke ignores him, and then Naruto starts to mumble to himself.
An hour later, Kakashi still hasn't arrived, and the three ninjas are tempted to leave until.
"Mwahaaahaahaa!"
"What was that?"
A man in black cloths appears in front of them. He has the Japanese character for, Ambition, on the front of his shirt, and no head band.
"Tremble in fear, for I am…"
He does a back flip
"The Sponge Ninja."
The leaf ninjas sweat drop, Naruto pictures the man throwing sponges like sherikens.
"What are you here for?" asks Sakura.
"I am here to assassinate…"
"I beat it's going to be Sasuke." Sakura and Naruto think, but in different moods.
"Uzamaki Naruto."
Everyone is surprised that it was Naruto instead of Sasuke.
"I'd like to see you try and kill me. I'm the best ninja in this whole village."
Sasuke and Sakura sweat drop.
"Then what are you waiting for Fox Boy, come and stop me."
Naruto charges in head on and punches him in the face.
"Nice on Naruto." Sakura says
But something's not right. It seems that the Sponge Ninja is unaffected by the blow, and weirder yet is that he…
"SQUEAK!"
"Wha…"
The ninja aims a punch to Naruto's side, Naruto evades and jumps back.
"What the hell, you squeaked!"
"That's right, it is my sponge ninjitsu, I become invulnerable for some time, and the pain is transformed into a SQUEAK!"
Naruto forgot that he was fighting him, and was now poking him.
"Stop SQUEAK that SQUEAK, I'm trying to kill you remember SQUEAK!"
"Oh ya, that's right."
Everyone sweat drops.
"This won't take long guys."
Naruto starts to rapidly punch and kick the Sponge Ninja like his Kakashi punching doll, but it wasn't doing any good.
"It's his game plan…" Sasuke thought. "He waits for the target to get so tiered that they can't defend against an attack. It he can't see that then his …"
"Hey Sasuke, can you lend me a hand with these guy?"
The others are shocked to discover that Naruto can ask for help.
"Sure."
Sasuke takes out a few shurikens and throws them at the two ninjas. Naruto ducks and the sherikens hit the Sponge Ninja dead on.
"Gotcha ya."
But the ninja just smiles and squeaks. Then he throws the shurikens back at Sasuke, he dodges them.
"This isn't working, we need a plan to beat this guy."
"Hay Sasuke, I have an idea."
"What is it?"
"Well, if weapons and hits don't work on him, maybe we should turn up the heat.
Sasuke got the bad pun, and figured it was worth a try. He starts to make hand signs then yells out…
"Blaze of Glory!"
A fire ball shoots out of Sasuke's mouth and hits the ninja, it looks like it has no effect.
"You can't defeat me, I am…"
But something was happening to the Sponge Ninja, his squeaks were dieing.
"Oh no, I have used too much of my chakra, I shall return."
The Sponge Ninja disappears, the battle is over.
"That was an easy one" Naruto says
"Sorry I'm late, I was wondering down the road of life."
Kakashi finale arrives on the scene.
"You liar, and where the hell were you!" all three of the ninjas yell.
A/N: The Sponge Ninja won't return because after the fight, he got ran over by a cart and 8 oxen, sorry.