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20 ways to annoy Captain Hector Barbossa:
1. Lock him in a small room with Jack Sparrow
2. Have Jack Sparrow command the ship Barbossa's on
3. Act like Jack Sparrow whenever Barbossa's around
4. Name your pet "Hector" and let him know
5. Keep reminding him of the fact Elizabeth Swann is Pirate King, not him
6. Repeat everything he says, only louder
7. Whenever he gives orders, shout "Belay that!"
8. Impugn his honor
9. Eat/Hide his apples
10. Bite off only one chunk of an apple, then lay it back. Do that with every apple on the ship
11. Hide his hat
12. Cut off the feathers of his hat
13. If you're Calypso: Blow off his hat
14. Shave him while he's asleep
15. Dye his clothes pink and call him "Barbie"
16. While he's cursed: drink/eat something when Barbossa's around and tell him it's very tasty and he should try some
17. While he's cursed: Rub your arms in a freezing manner and say: "Rather chilly, aye?"
18. While he's cursed: Hide the Aztec-gold coins he just retrieved
19. Steal/Hide his charts
20. Get a laughing fit whenever he baby-talks Jack the monkey
This one came to my mind when reading some other PotC-related "20 was to annoy -" thingy, so I wrote it down.
Would love to hear/read what you think of it! :)
I know this list is far from being complete, so if any of you can think of some other way to annoy our beloved old rogue, please let me know.
If I receive enough suggestions, I might even do "Another 20 ways to annoy Captain Hector Barbossa"! :D