"Misa-Misa lipgloss, the new must have item!"

I grabbed the remote and turned off the TV, more of Misa's crap. She's such a slut.

"Lighttttt," an irritating voice called from behind me. There stood Misa Amane, dressed in another one of her slutty dresses.

"Misa," I muttered.

"Do you like my dress?"

"Yes, it's beautiful…" I replied. No, it was ugly, it looked like someone had torn her clothes apart or something. That's how she likes her stuff, but it does look retarded.

She made a disappointed face.

"Liighttttt, you never come over anymoreeeee, I miss youuuu."

Ugh, I hated the sound of her voice. How could someone so small and idiotic be so annoying?

"Found Kira yet, my Knight?"

"Misa, don't call me Knight, and you know that I am Kira. Why don't you make yourself useful and find me a good successor, I need someone to be Kira for a while."

"Misa Misa will do it! Misa Misa good!" she exclaimed and ran away to her computer to find someone.

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A few hours later

-

"Misa Misa do good?"

"No, Misa. Misa Misa screwed up," I said, and tears welled in her eyes as she considered. She tried to hug me, but was in handcuffs. I was too. Ah, Misa Misa and her bright ideas. She had considered who should be a good Kira.

Intelligent, dedicated, not very well known and always stood up for justice.

The only person she could think of, however, was none other than L Lawliet. It was true, L was intelligent: a great thinker, considering all possibilities. It was true L was dedicated: risking his life for justice. It was true that L was not very well known: not many people knew his real identity – not by face or full name at least. It was very well known, however, that (in other peoples opinions, surely not mine) L stood up for justice and what was right.

It had gone down like this:

"Ryuzaaki! You know Kira, right? Well, we're looking for a new Kira to be as awesome as my Light. Methinks you are a good choice," she beamed at L and the Task Force.

"So, Misa Misa, are you saying that Light Yagami is Kira?"

"Oh yes, more reason for me to love him right? Just don't tell anyone," she replied to the very people trying to hunt me down and kill me.

This was where Misa Amane had failed me.

We've been sentenced to death. At least if I die I can get away from her.

Dumb whore.