This is a spontaneous fanfic idea that just randomly came to me while I was at work a few weeks back.
"Master, what if we don't make it? I mean, an army of biologically created ghouls?"
Alucard sighed. This was getting annoying. Around fifteen minutes ago, he an Seras had been briefed on a mission that took place on the southern end of London in a not too public research facility that specialized in nanotechnology. Apparently they had gotten a bit brazen, and had somehow managed to capture a live ghoul (search for said ghouls creator was being carried out by the soldiers) and take tissue samples, along with blood samples. After growing body parts on their labs rats, (AN: True story, scientists actually grew a human ear on the back of a lab rat.) they infused the samples with living blood and nano machines, thus creating their very own pet ghoul.
Afterward, while the two of them went about loading their weapons, and preparing, Seras was trembling, almost certain that they would not come out alive. Honestly, fledglings these days. Such little confidence they had in their newfound strengths.
"Police Girl, for the last time, you're overreacting. A few ghouls are nothing. They're simply Freak Vampires lowered to absolute base level."
"But Master! We've never fought anything suped up with Nan machines before!"
This was getting him nowhere. She needed some inspiration. But what would do? Suddenly, an idea grasped him. He smiled, it would be perfect! Next to Alucard, Seras gulped. Nothing was ever good when her master smiled. She was jerked out of her reverie by Alucard's hand clamping down on her shoulders. Thank God she was vampire, otherwise the force would have probably dislocated both arms. Alucard had a mad gleam in his eye, and his fangs were bared in a maniacal smile.
"Police Girl, in the face of danger, you must never show fear. You must straighten your back, and hold you head high. And remember Police Girl, always remember…"
The room around him blackened, as a pillar erupted from the ground, putting Alucard some twenty feet off the ground. He clenched his fist dramatically, and yelled to the heavens.
"THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!"
Lightning flashed in the background. The ground sunk back to its original level, and the room brightened. Seras, poor Seras was so confused. The sound of Integra's voice caught both vampires' attention.
"Alucard, I'm not letting you near the television for another month!"
"What?!"
Realizing she had been forgotten temporarily, Seras seized the opportunity, and snuck out of the room. Integra was right, television was just no good for Alucard.
Done!