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*you pick up the newspaper, and start reading a gatomon advice column,
which today's special is................Kari!*
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Dear Gato,
I really like this one girl, but she really likes someone else. And that
other person really likes her! Do I stand a chance?
~ Mysteriouse person
Dear Mysterious person,
Can you please learn to spell? You spelled Mysterious wrong! And back to that one girl, is your name Davis? You don't stand a chance with my Kari girl!
Gatomon
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Dear Gato,
I think a lot of people like my sister. Is there a problem with that?
~Tai
Dear Tai,
As long as their name isn't Davis, but it is TK, then no! There's no problem!
Gatomon
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Dear Gato,
I think Davis is advancing on Kari, even though Kari is mine! What should
I do about that?
~TK
Dear TK,
Put an end to it!! Tell Patamon to bash his head off, and then make Veemon
chew his kidney and liver!
Gatomon
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Dear Gato,
My little bro. really likes Tai's little sis., but Davis is trying to steal
Kari, and I'm too busy with my music and band to help. Do you have any
advice on that?
~Matt
Dear Matt,
Please see TK's message, and meanwhile, put the band and music as number
2, and TK and the Kari gal as number 1!
Gatomon