Confusing Edward – 1 shot
So I was REALLY bored and thought that this would be something that only Emmett would do.
Emmett sat on the couch jamming to his iPod, his hoodie up over his head.
"How's it going Emmett?" Edward asked, sitting in the chair across from the couch.
"It felt so wrong, it felt so right"
"Uh ok, did Bella call yet?"
"I am confident but I still have my moments."
"Yes Emmett, we all know that you have your moments."
"I can't help the way I am, hope you don't misunderstand."
"Well I'm misunderstanding right now!"
"Hey sexy lady, I like your flow."
"Lady? I beg your pardon!"
"EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY GONNA LOVE TODAY."
"Don't need to know you and Rose's plans for tonight!"
"My lip gloss is poppin!"
"You're wearing lip gloss?"
"We are the cartoon heroes, oh woah!"
"Emmett, for the last time, I thought we destroyed your super Emmett dreams!"
"If I were a boy, even just for a day."
"Emmett, is this one of Alice's jokes?"
"I guess I just lost my husband, I don't know where he went"
"Are you gay?"
"Big shit poppin and little shit poppin!"
"What are you trying to say exactly?"
"Last night, I couldn't even get an answer."
"I still can't get an answer."
"Super trouper beams are gonna find me"
"DID BELLA CALL YET?"
"Is it still me that makes you sweat?"
"Well I'm starting to now, but only cuz you're pissing me off!"
"Am I who you think about in bed?"
"NO I DO NOT THINK ABOUT YOU IN BED EMMETT!"
"I've got more wit."
"Do not!"
"A better kiss."
"You'd like to think!"
"A hotter touch."
"Don't start Emmett!"
"A better fuck."
"THAT'S IT!" Edward hollered, lunging towards Emmett.
"DUDE WHAT'S WRONG? CAN'T A DUDE LISTEN TO PANIC! AT THE DISCO WITHOUT BEING DISTURBED? GEEZ!" Emmett yelled, shaking Edward off and leaving the living room.
"You mean this whole time, he was just singing along… to his… iPod? EMMETT! YOU ARE SO DEAD NOW!"
Tee-Hee. Hope you enjoyed that small moment of randomness.