My first fiction in the humor category…this calls for a celebration! XD Anyway, here with me are Falco, Fox, and Mr. Game and Watch! Ending the chapters are Marth, Mario, Jigglypuff, and Kirby!

Falco: You're actually trying humor? Good luck!

I got the idea from a weird glitch that happened while playing SSBM. This little glitch will be a part of the insanity; I'll point it out when the time comes. And I took pictures of it, so if and when I find out how to get the pictures on my computer and how to send them to people and such, give me your email (NO I WON'T STALK YOU!) and I'll send you teh pics.

Fox: Is there an actual plot to this?

Of course there is! Silly little Fox. Yes, I know I have a whole ton of stories to focus on and stuff, but I want to see how funny my humor is in the eyes of the fanfiction public. This won't have as much focus as my fantasy series, in which I'm still stuck at…but it'll have it's occasional updates.

Mr. G&W: RoyalFanatic doesn't own us or SSBM in general, but she does own the plot…however screwed up it may be, and she does own the randomness that will happen.

Away first chapter!

I'VE FINALLY DONE IT!" Crazy Hand screamed, laughing in glee. Which is odd because how can a hand laugh?

Nevertheless he had done it. He had done it indeed. He had finished his greatest masterpiece.

His Insano-Matic-2862 to the fourth power.

"At long last, now everyone in the world will be crazy! And I'll be the sane one! Instead of being the IN-sane one!" Crazy Hand shouted, clearly not knowing that only novice villains or those who are just retarted are the ones who actually shout their plan into the air and making sure everyone hears them

But then again, Crazy Hand is retarted, so that entire after sentence was completely useless.

"Now, all I have to do is turn it on, and then I'LL BE THE SANEST IN THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHACKCOUGHWHEEZE!" Crazy Hand shouted. Yes…he did shout hack, cough, and wheeze and no, he actually didn't hack, cough, or wheeze.

Which only proves that he's retarted; in which he is.

Crazy Hand pushes the button to turn it on, and it turns on!

Something happens.

Meanwhile, in Smash Mansion…

Mewtwo could feel it. He could defiantly feel it. The gas-like emotion-like object that was sanity…he could feel it flying away.

Far away.

Into outer space far away.

Ness could feel it too. The sanity leaving the world, and the insanity from the strange machine that they do not know about taking its place.

Nevertheless, it had come, and it had done its duty.

Yet…as everyone began to lose their sanity (if they had any) and began to act like animals, inanimate objects, and/or pie, three unlikely people didn't lose their sanity at all!

These three are what this epic quest will call the heroes!

And their names are: Mario! Marth! And Ganondorf! Ha! Fooled you!

Yes, Mario, who was sleeping at the time, woke up to find a sharp knife implanted into his right hand; besides the bed, Young Link, who was holding said knife, was laughing at said plumber wickedly.

"DO YOU NOT FEEL THE PAIN?" Young Link asked. For that was Young Link's plan! He had decided to go into Mario's room and cause him pain! By sticking his knife that he used in battle into Mario's flesh!

"Wait…isn't that the Kokiri Sword?" Mario asked.

"Kokiri Sword, knife, same difference," Young Link replied. "Now, DO YOU NOT FEEL THE PAIN?"

"Actually, no," Mario said honestly. Which is true; despite the Kokiri Sword, knife, being embedded in the center of Mario's hand, Mario did not feel the pain of a thousand scorpions, or however hurtful it should be.

"Oh," Young Link said, pulling the knife, Kokiri Sword, out of the plumber's hand. "Well then…I'm going to go eat lamps. LateR!"

"Okay…" Mario muttered. "I wonder what's going on."

Mario walked downstairs…and gasped in surprise.

IT WAS CHAOS! Young Link was eating a lamp, Bowser was pretending to be a couch, Falcon was pretending to be a Grandfather Clock, and Luigi was chewing on the ceiling! Other random smashers that don't include Roy, the Ice Climbers, Peach, and Link were running around screaming jibberish in Japanese.

"Everyone's acting insane!" Mario cried, as if he had not known this, which he didn't.

"You said it!" A voice cried from the kitchen. Mario entered said kitchen, where he found the other two heroes!

Yes, Ganondorf and Marth were there; the former wearing dark sunglasses that had a sticky note saying "I'm blind; fear me" on them and was walking around with a stick, and the latter having a most perturbed face as Roy jumped onto the counter and began to do the Chicken Dance.

"BUT WHY?" Mario cried, throwing his hand to the sky. "Why is everyone insane? And why can't I feel things? And why are you blind?"

"It must be because of an evil novice villain!" Ganondorf shrieked. Marth, after finally beating Roy to submission, grabbed a sticky note and wrote "DUH!" on it.

"You can't speak, can you?" Mario asked Marth. Said prince took previously written sticky note and shoved it into said plumber's face.

"Which means since we are the only three who still have our sanity; WE must be the ones to go forward on an epic quest and stop this novice villain!" Ganondorf proclaimed.

"But wait a minuet! Technically, speaking isn't a sense! Ganondorf and I lose a sense, but Marth doesn't?" Mario asked.

Marth grabbed a notebook, a feathered quill and an ink bottle, and wrote in said notebook: 'Technically, I lost my sense of taste, and since we all know people can live without taste, I also lost my voice. IT SUCKS!'

"I feel your pain," Mario said, wincing. "Wait…actually, that's not true, since I can't feel anything, so HA!"

"ENOUGH!" Ganondorf proclaimed. "We must get along, because we are the heroes! So GET ALONG!"

"Okay," Mario said. Marth, because he couldn't speak, nodded.

"Good," Ganondorf said. "And now, we must first head to Master Hand's office! There we should be able to find who rid the world of its sanity."

"Okay," Mario said. Marth, because he couldn't speak, nodded.

"TO MASTER HAND'S OFFICE!" Ganondorf shouted.

"Ok—"

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!"

And so, the three heroes headed to Master Hand's office, ignoring the Ice Climbers, who were chanting something about killing mushrooms, fruit juice, and cake, Peach, who began to shout about creating a turnip/vegetable/whatever you want to call them army, and Link, who was running around the place in his underwear. Ewww…

The heroes do reach the office, but THERE'S NO MASTER HAND!

"OH NO! THERE'S NO MASTER HAND!" Mario screamed. "THE MANSION WILL NOW BE DESTROYED FOR SURE!"

"Not yet!" Ganondorf heroically proclaimed. He seems to be proclaiming a lot, isn't he? I think this is the third time. "WE WILL PROTECT THE MANSION!"

Marth, writing in the notebook he carried around with him, using the feathered quill and ink bottle he carried around with him, wrote: 'Wait…aren't we going to stop the novice villain? And since when did YOU become leader?'

"Because I'M the ONLY ONE HERE WHO DOESN'T HAVE "M" in my name!" Ganondorf proclaimed. "And oh yah…the villain…hmm…WHAT DO WE DO?"

"Do you think the novice villain kidnapped Master Hand?" Mario asked. "THE HORROR!"

'But Master Hand's not a kid.' Wrote Marth. 'Shouldn't it be the novice villain HANDnapped Master Hand?'

"MORE HORROR!" Mario cried, not realizing the fact that the mute prince just PWNed him in the nicest way possible.

"Then let's get out of here!" Ganondorf proclaimed. "We shall head into the city! Maybe there we can find out more about this novice villain and why he handnapped Master Hand! TO THE CITY!"

And so our heroes headed off to the city.

Kirby: That ends chapter one!

Mario: OH MY GOSH! Things are going bad! THE HORROR!

Marth: Makes me wonder what this "epic quest" will be…

Jigglypuff: Once again, this is RoyalFanatic's first SSBM humor fic, so please go easy. Review!