Everyone laughed at and Diddy said "okay you can stop laughing now" but they really couldn't. Taj knew people with some real quality stuff. suddenly Banjo said "hey let's do time trial laps, that'll be a blast." everyone agreed. "Okay I'll go get TT so he can record our times" said Diddy.
Diddy drove over to the giant watch that was TT's house (TT is a watch so he would live in a watch, that makes sense) and stepped outside of his vehicle. "TT" He said an knocked and waited before entering, just like my mom never does for me.
TT. Was. BLAZED. his eyes were red as the red part of his body, and that red was even redder than usual. "Oh hey I din't knwo DONKY KONG was part of this game" TT said and swayed a little. He was drinking some liquid that Diddy thought was fruit flavored water but was really vodka.
"TT We need you to time our time trials" Diddy said, but TT ignroed him. he fell on the floor and sat up and pulled out his wallet from his pokcet. "She left me" he said, and cried a single tear. "My wife thinks i'm a homo and she left me"
"oh no" diddy knew what it was like to be looked down on. He was the "Luigi" of the donkeykong game. "I have a gay friend so I won't judge" but Diddy Kong was just a prepubescent monkey with a weed addiction, he didn'tknow anything about how to help someone who was sick with gay.
"My pee pee doens't get hard when I look at her" TT cried more "It doesn't get hard ever." Sudeenly Diddy
"My grandma says that too" He said "My grandpa's peepis doesn't get hard. She says she has too use pills to do it for him, and that's why they're still together" diddy pulled up TT and hugged him "It's okay, we can get those pills and get your peepee hard and safe your marriage, gay or not" "gay or not" TT sniffled and put his hand on Diddy's bottom
Later at night Diddy and TT and Taj were in the bushes outside his grandpa Crankey's house. Taj was there because Taj had done this kind of stuff before and was really pro. They all took a last hit of hte bong and then snorted some of the stuff used to boost the vehicles in the game and then went for it.
Taj jumped thru the widnow and disappeared while Diddy an TT went through the front door. "Hurry diddy I'm really soft" said TT. They went to the bathroom and started going eating all the pills. It was an old person bathroom so there were a lot of types.""Is it working?" said Ddidy "Not yet" said tT, but they were starting to feel dizzy
Taj appeared in the door "I knocked out your grandparents, now it's the perfect crime". Perfect thought Diddy. Suddenly TT said "Oh my god look!"
A smile grew on Diddy's face, the smile he has when he sees a banana. TT's weiner was big and hard! "Now you can go back to your wife! I'm so happy for you!"
TT was dancing, and not jsut because he was high. "Yayyyy"!
All the racers weere lined up the next day, Tiptouch the turle, Tiger the Tiger, that bird, all of them and they were ready to race.
"Hey diddy you look pretty high" said Banjo, "can you even race llike that haha"
"Yep, Taj showed me how" said Diddy confidently and took another toke on his roach
"3, 2 1 GO!"
TT waved the checker flag while everyone sped off with Diddy inn the very front and Banjo's car broke down because he's an asshole. TT smiled and touched his wedding ring on his hand. his erection was the biggest and hardest of anyone's that day
The end