The un-likely or rare UKE Saga!
I'm doing one/multi-shots on people who are least likely to be ukes and people who are uke-ish (New word!) but no one really rights about them! Feel free to offer some suggestions! First pair is...
Seme/Uke
Main Parings: Squall/Seifer
Side Pairings: Irvine/Zell-Zell/Irvine; Quistis/Rinoa; Selphie/?
"What the fuck is your problem!" Seifer yelled at Squall as he slammed his fist on Squall's desk. Squall didn't even look up as he continued finishing his paperwork. "Answer me! Why do you keep assigning me to desk work!"
"I don't always assigning you desk work." Squall pointed out, still not looking up as he flipped the page over that he was working on.
"Of course, how could I forget the occasional "Seifer, I need you to take this to the forth floor and post it in the teacher's lounge."" Seifer said sarcastically; he then crossed his arms. "If I had known this was going to happen, I wouldn't have come back."
"You're lucky we accepted you back." Squall told him as he finally looked up at Seifer. He winced when he saw a hurt look pass over Seifer's face. However, it left even fast than it came. "Look, its only for awhile. Until..."
"You trust me. I got it." Seifer interrupted Squall. He quickly left before Squall said anything else.
"Fuck! I need a cigarette!" Seifer once again cursed himself for giving up on them. He wondered if he could bully someone into "giving" up a pack of theirs. Just as he was about to give into the idea, someone groped his ass. He growled as he turned around and swung.
"Whoa!" Zell shouted as he quickly and barely ducked Seifer's punch. Irvine watched in amusement as Zell kept ducking Seifer's punches while Seifer was cursing at him. "Dude, calm down!"
"..." Seifer glared at Zell as he stopped swinging. After a minute, he sighed. Zell and Irvine shared a look. Seifer NEVER calmed down that fast.
"Is something wrong, Seifer?" Irvine asked worriedly. Seifer scowled at Irvine.
"Did I SAY something was wrong?" Seifer told Irvine, who rolled his eyes.
"Seifer, you're my best friend...wait...did I really just say that..." Irvine said as he trailed off. Seifer snorted in slight amusement. It was basically true. Ever since the whole sorcery fiasco, Irvine and Seifer just sort of clicked together in a friendship way. "Anyway...I can tell when there's something wrong with you."
"..." Seifer said nothing as he sat down on a nearby bench. Irvine and Zell sat down on either side of him. After what seemed like ten minutes, Seifer asked. "Do you...do you trust me?"
"Like my gun." Irvine stated, causing Seifer to nod his head. He felt a little relieved. At least someone trusted him.
"I trust you." Zell added his two cents in. He quickly leaned over and gave Seifer a quick kiss on his lips. Seifer growled and swung at him. Zell laughed as he started running from Seifer chasing after him.
"You dick! You better be glad I don't have my sword or your ass would be in a thousand pieces!" Seifer shouted as he gave up chasing Zell. He growled. Seifer had strength, but Zell would always be faster. He growled again in frustration at not having his sword!
He can't believe they didn't allow him to have a sword. Without another word, he stomped off towards the exit of the garden.
Zell and Irvine watched him go with a frown.
"Maybe, I shouldn't joke with him so much." Zell stated. Irvine's eyes narrowed at him.
"Maybe you'll have all night to think about it while sleeping on the couch." Irvine told Zell as he walked towards the elevator.
"WHAT! Come on baby!"
"Look, its him." "Still trying to appear "good"." "The nerve of him." "Traitor!" "He should have died with his master!" "I don't know why they let him work in the garden!" "They forgive him to easy!" "Look at him, strutting around!"
Seifer bit the insides of his cheeks in order to keep from striking out physically and verbally as people "whispered" loudly about him to others. He was so busy trying to keep calm that he didn't notice someone picking up a large stone and throwing it at him.
"Die, traitor!"
He fell down on his knees when the stone struck him above his right eye. He raised a hand to his forehead and felt something warm and wet. He brought his hand back down and frowned at the blood on his hand. He stood up slowly, feeling dizzy.
He shook it off and pulled out his phone. His hands trembled as he speed dialed the first number he could think of.
"Hello?"
"Sq..." Seifer passed out.
The next time Seifer woke up, he was on a bed. He shook his head only to wince at the soreness. He raised his hand or tried to. He gasped when he realized that he was tied down to a bed by chains that were around his wrist and ankles. And he was naked!
"So, you're finally awake." A voice said, causing Seifer to look at him. He was a tall muscular, tanned male with blonde hair and green eyes. He shivered slightly at the predatory look the man gave him as he stalked up to him.
"Who the fuck are you?" Seifer asked in anger. "When I get out of here, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"When? Don't you mean if?" The man corrected Seifer. He slid his hand up Seifer's bare right leg with his left hand. Seifer snapped and growled at him as he tried to pull away. "You're acting like the wild animal I knew you were."
He continued tracing up Seifer's leg, hesitating on the groin area, up his abs, and stopped at his chest. He leaned over Seifer.
"You need a new master to train you."
"Fuck you!" Seifer shouted as he spat in the man's face. The man calmly wiped the spit off his shirt, then back-handed Seifer across his face. This added to Seifer's growing headache and dizziness.
"No, I think its the other way." The man said as he started to undress.
"Someone's gonna come looking for me!" Seifer told him, causing the man to chuckle.
"Who would come looking for YOU?" The man said in amusement as he slid his shoes and socks off. Seifer winched slightly. However, the man saw and chuckled. He decided to add salt to the wound as he took his belt and pants off. "When that guy threw that stone at you, no one did anything. When everyone saw me pick you up, they had nothing to say. They went back to their daily lives. One kid even got a new high-tech cell phone to keep his mouth shut."
"..." Seifer said nothing, but turned his head in disgust as the man pulled his boxers off. He felt the bed shift and closed his eyes when the man crawled between his legs.
Meanwhile, Squall and the gang (consisting of Zell, Irvine, and Selphie) were searching frantically for Seifer. Squall was confused at the phone call, but thought nothing of it. But Seifer had been missing for day after the strange call. He had Quistis trace and track Seifer's bugged cell phone.
Selphie sighed loudly in relief when they finally found the address that Quistis told them. They knocked on the door and was surprised to see an old man open the door.
"Um..." Selphie's mind went blank.
"Hello. I am Squall Leonhart, president of Balamb Military Academy. I am in search of someone." Squall said in a professional manner. The old man nodded his head.
"I'll help in anyway I can Mister Leonhart." The old man said.
"I am looking for Seifer Almasy." Squall told him, causing the old man to frown.
"I haven't seen him before. Heard of him, but never seen him. Perhaps you should ask my grandson. He was telling me a story about what happened two days ago. It had something to do with the fellow. Matt!"
"What grandpa?" A voice asked in an exasperated tone. A young teen about 14 walked to them while holding his hand over the mouth piece of a familiar looking cell phone. He gasped when he saw who it is. "Hey, I'll call you back! The hero Leonhart is at my door!"
"Where did you get that phone?" Irvine asked as he gestured to the phone with a frown.
"Found it." The boy answered quickly with slightly shifting eyes, causing the group's eyes to narrow.
"I swear if you don't tell me the truth, I'll kill you!" Irvine growled, causing the boy to yip in fear.
"Irvine!" Squall said in a scolding manner. He then looked back at the boy. "It is important that you tell us were you got the phone."
"Am I in trouble?" He asked in fear. He sighed in relief when Squall shook his head. "Well...two days ago...someone hit "the traitor" on his head with a stone and knocked him out. Most people walked away; some started kicking him even though he was already hurt and bleeding..."
"..." Everyone frowned. Squall made a checklist in his mind about things he should talk to with Laguna about. This being one of them.
"A really tall tanned man with blond hair and green eyes picked him up, causing his phone to fall. I picked up and held it at the man. I thought he was a friend of his since he didn't kick him or anything. The man told me I could keep it if I kept my mouth shut. Then, he walked away...towards the beach..."
"Do you know where he went?" Zell asked in a worried tone.
"No...I don't even know his name." The boy answered with a frown. "I thought he was his friend..."
"It's okay." Selphie cooed to the kid. Irvine snorted and shook his head. IT WAS NOT OK!
"Hm..." The old man hummed thoughtfully as he stroked his beard, causing everyone to look at him. "From that description, it sounds like Talon. He lives in a brown house right by the beach. Best fisher man in town."
"Let's get going!" Irvine said as he quickly turned around. He had a bad feeling.
"Ah! Why...won't...tiger...purr...Mm!" The man panted as he kept thrusting into Seifer's dead-like body. Seifer still had his eyes closed. He was almost biting through his lip in order not to make a noise. Any noise seemed to satisfy the man. He closed his eyes tighter. His hands balled up even tighter causing his fingernails to dig into his palm. "AHHHH!"
The man grinned as he pulled out of Seifer, still squirting. He squirted some on Seifer's stomach and chest. He climbed off of him.
"Docile...Looks like the wild animal has been tam-AH!" The man cried out when he was punched in the middle of his back.
"Fucker!" Zell shouted as he kicked him, causing him to hit the floor hard.
"Detain him! Don't kill him." Squall warned Irvine, who had pulled out his gun. Irvine shot Squall a look of disbelief. "I mean it!"
"Fine." Irvine said as he gritted his teeth and threw Zell handcuffs. "Put the asshole on some pants. I don't wanna see his small dick!"
"Seifer..." Selphie whispered as she begin to untie him. There was no response, even though, Seifer was clearly awake. "He's bleeding badly...So, badly..."
"We fixed him as best as we could..." The doctor told Squall sadly. "However...we can only do it physically."
"What does that mean?" Irvine asked worriedly. The doctor took and caste him a sad look.
"It means we don't know if he'll ever be completely mentally stable." She answered as she shook her head. "Rape is a bad thing to recover from...Not only that, but...given his mental record before than..."
"Are you saying there's no hope?" Selphie said as tears sprung in her eyes.
"I'm saying expect the worst..."
Everyone looked at a now sleeping Seifer.
ONE WEEK LATER
Seifer had never left his room since he woke up in the medical wing three days ago. Everyone visited him, expect Squall (who kept avoiding him for some reason). Squall...the one person that Seifer really needed. Even if he and Seifer didn't know it yet.
"I got you your favorite." Irvine told Seifer as he walked in the room with his and Seifer's lunch. Seifer did nothing but sit up so that Irvine could sit on the couch too. Seifer took the bag and sat it down on the table. Irvine frowned as he opened his bag and started eating the sandwich from inside.
After half an hour of pestering, Irvine got Seifer to eat at least half his sandwich and some chips and drink his apple juice.
"Seifer...there's a festival coming up and I think it would do you some good to come outside." Irvine told Seifer, who frowned and shook his head. Irvine looked at him sadly. "Seifer...I...please...say something. You haven't said one word, not even when you woke up."
"..." Seifer's frown deepen. He had made a vow to himself to wither away. No one wanted him around...at least Squall...What did he care about that asshole Squall anyway!
"I'll stay by you the whole time, and you don't even have to leave the garden! There's stuff going on here too!" Irvine suggested, with a pleading look. "You have my word that nothing will happen to you!"
"..." Seifer wanted to shout at Irvine that he wasn't weak! That he could protect himself, but...What was the use? He was proven that he was weak time and time again...even a civilian knocked him out...and another...another...raped him! Used him! Pathetic.
"Anyway...I have to go...I'm going on a week long mission. I'll be back in time for the festival...I hope you change your mind." Irvine told Seifer as he stood up and walked to the door. He opened it and paused. "I'm leaving now...I just wanted to have lunch with you...Love ya, Seif..."
Seifer watched him walk out the door and close it behind him quietly. Irvine never told Seifer he loved him, so it surprised him. How could Irvine love SEFIER, when SEIFER couldn't love HIS SELF!
Seifer was shaken from his nap by a knock on his door. He slowly stood up and opened his door a little. He was surprised to see Squall standing there by Selphie looking uncomfortable. He frowned and shut the door.
"Hey!" Selphie shouted in surprise. Seifer sighed as he opened the door and went to sit on the couch. Selphie and Squall let themselves in. Selphie pouted as she sat next to Seifer. "Irvine asked us to check in on you! He even gave us a list of do's and don'ts! What are you five?"
"..." Seifer's lip twitched slightly in an effort to smile. One could never be too gloomy around her. On the other hand...he glanced at Squall from the corner of his eyes and frowned when he saw Squall staring at him.
"And then their students from their classes saw Rinoa bent over Quistis's desk with Quistis on top doing explicit and e-rated things!" Selphie told Seifer, who tuned back into her conversation. Ah well, he'll talk to his self later.
"Don't you mean ex-rated?" Squall asked (and spoke for the first time since there). Selphie shook her head.
"No! E-rated, as in Everyone saw!" Selphie told him. "She had some sort of-"
Cue her phone ringing, interrupting (thankfully) her detailed version of Rinoa and Quistis's sex-capeds. She quickly left the room while shouting she was needed by the planning committee.
"..." Seifer refused to look at Squall, whose eyes he could feel on him. He wanted to yell at him and tell him to get the fuck out of his room. Maybe not paying attention would do that.
"Seifer..." Squall's somber tone, caused Seifer to look at him in surprise and curiosity. Squall frowned. "I'm sorry for not visiting...I thought...I thought I would make it worse..."
"..." Seifer had to admit Squall was right, but still...why was he here now?
"You're probably wondering what am I doing here now?" Squall said with a wry grin at the slight twitch of Seifer's mouth. He then frown. "I'm sorry...its all my fault! I...I trusted you...I...I just didn't trust the people; and I was right! Look what happened! It's all my fault...maybe if I had told you that many feel uncomfortable around you...maybe if I had said that I trusted you...that I cared...that I didn't want you to get hurt. None of this would have happened. I'm sorry..."
"..." Seifer's eyes widen in surprise at Squall's admission. Squall thought it was his fault...? Well...it sort of was...but it was mainly his. Seifer bawled up his fist and glared at the ground. He deserved it.
"You didn't." Squall said, causing Seifer's head to snap up. "You didn't deserve that...any of it...I...She had you under control...like you were...her pet."
"..." Seifer stiffed at the word "pet".
"But you proved that you weren't, in the end you helped saved many people. Everyone should be thanking you just as much if not more than they are thanking me.. You're strong...stronger than me...than this..."
"..." Seifer raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms in a "go on continue" mode. Squall snorted.
"I'm not going to sit here and give you a big head, or should I say even bigger. That knot has not gone down yet." Squall told Seifer, who sulked.
"Asshole." Seifer whispered, causing Squall's eyes to widen. Squall then did something that he hadn't done in a long time. He smiled.
"There's the bastard I know."
FOUR DAYS LATER
"Don't..." Seifer grumbled when Zell got to close to him. Zell held up his hands in defeat.
"I'm wasn't going to touch you. I just wanted to walk with you to Squall's office. He's got some paper work that I need." Zell explained to Seifer who was still eyeballing him suspiciously. Seifer didn't like for anyone except Selphie or Irvine to touch him. He almost broke Zell's arm in two for hugging him without warning.
"Yo! Head man!" Zell greeted cheerfully as he walked into the office followed by Seifer. "Where are the paper's I called you about?"
"Here you are." Squall said as he handed them to Zell. Zell saluted him and walked out of the office. He gestured for a slightly defensive and nervous Seifer to sit down. Seifer sat down with reluctance. "There's a festival coming up."
"And the sun is shinning. Tell me shit I don't know."
"...Do...do...you..." Squall trailed off as he seemed to struggle with the words. Seifer raised an eyebrow. Squall took a deep breath, but just as he was about to continue...the door busted open.
"Guess whose back early!" Irvine exclaimed excitedly while waving his arms around. He blinked when he saw an agitated Squall and an amused Seifer. "Babe!"
With that said, he slowly hugged Seifer (who smiled slightly).
"Enough of the theatrics. I have to finish grading Quistis's exams for her." Seifer told Irvine as he pulled away. He shot a look at an annoyed Squall and quickly left.
NEXT DAY
"Don't you look fag-I-mean fabulous!" Zell told Seifer, who flashed him the one finger salute. Seifer was wearing a dark blue kimono outlined with white. It had some green leaves stitched randomly over the fabric. Zell had on a almost black-blue kimono that had a red dragon on the back. He failed to notice Irvine walking up behind him or the raised hand. "Ow!"
"Don't you both look good." Irvine commented with a grin. He was wearing black kimono with purple flowers on the sleeves.
"Did you go to the women's section to get your clothes?" Zell asked, earning a dark look from Irvine.
"And if I did?"
"Uh...it looks good." Zell answered cautiously. Irvine twirled around.
"I do, don't I. Well, let's go!"
Somehow, Seifer and Squall ended up alone with each other. They were in the garden of the "garden", watching the sky.
"You...look good tonight." Squall told Seifer. Seifer blushed a little.
"Wish I could say the same." He told Squall who rolled his eyes. He knew that was Seifer for you too.
"Are you and...Irvine dating?" Squall asked out of the blue. Seifer raised an eyebrow. "You seem to hang around each other a lot..."
"He is...I guess my best friend. 'Sides him and Dincht are dating. Though that has never stopped their continuous suggestion for a three-some." Seifer said in amusement. "What about you, Mister President?"
"There is no one..." Squall answered softly. "But..."
"But...?"
"I would like you to be." Squall told him.
"..." Seifer's eyes widen as Squall leaned in and kissed him lightly on the lips. He pushed him away. "Stop! I...I can't! Inside...he..."
"You're not dirty." Squall told Seifer as he grabbed his arm gently, but firmly to stop him from leaving. "Seifer...I care for you. If anyone is dirty, it was the one who took you forcefully. Please...give me a chance..."
"I..." Seifer was at lost for words.
"I...I love you." Squall told him as he leaned in and kissed Seifer. Seifer blushed, but responded to the kiss. After a minute, Seifer pulled away. "Seifer?"
"You're lucky I'm accepting you back." Seifer told Squall, who smirked and pulled him in to kiss him.
"Seifer...let me clean you..." Squall whispered. "If you feel dirty, let me erase the memory and feel of him...let me replace it with me."
"Squall!" Seifer gasped out as Squall traced and mapped out his chest with his tongue. He teased Seifer's right nipple with his tongue and mouth and his left nipple with his fingers. Seifer groaned again as Squall came back up and sucked on his neck. "Squall!"
"Seifer..." Squall mumbled back quietly as he place a hand on Seifer's kimono tie. "Are you sure?"
"I'd kill you by now if I wasn't! Ah!" Seifer's head tilted back in pleasure when Squall quickly removed his kimono tie, leaving him bare for the cold to hit his erection. He felt his face lit up as Squall looked at him (never breaking eye contact) as he made his way down. He slowly took Seifer's tip into his mouth and gently sucked on it. "AH...Squall...mm..."
Seifer didn't know where Squall learned to give head, but he wanted to kill the person if he found out someone taught it to him. He was so wrapped up in pleasure the he almost missed the slightly cold finger sliding into him.
"Squall..." Seifer hissed in slight discomfort. Squall applied even more pressure to his sucking, causing his discomfort to slide away. Preparing Seifer was a slow, but satisfying job for Squall. He pulled away with a pop when he was sure that Seifer was ready.
"Ready?" Squall asked as he aligned his slick cock with Seifer's entrance. Seifer's face felt like was on fire as he nodded his head. "Look at me."
"..." Seifer looked at Squall and gasped as Squall slid in him slowly. He gasped/moaned again when he felt nothing, but pleasure. "Squall..."
"Seifer..." Squall groaned as he held himself still so that Seifer could adjust to him, never losing eye contact. Seifer wiggled a little, signaling that he was ready.
Seifer never felt so needed, so loved...so clean as Squall thrusted into him lovingly. Never breaking eye contact, so that Seifer could see the constant love and care...of devotion..in his eyes. Every thrust, every stroke of his cock, every kiss on his lips, neck, shoulder, or any patch of skin Squall could get to, poured even more of his love and devotion into Seifer's body. This made him feel less used and more...well loved.
"OMG, SQUALL!" And as his body had a orgasm and rippled around Squall, he felt as though he had died and gone to heaven. Squall pulled him close and held him as he spilled his seed in him. When he was done, he continued his hold on Seifer and flipped them over without pulling out of Seifer's exhausted body. He was now laying on his back with Seifer on top of him still gripping his cock. "Squall..."
"What?" Squall told Seifer as he gently kissed the top of his head.
"Don't go thinking that I'm your bitch just because I let you have my ass this one time." Seifer told Squall. "Next time your ass is mine! If we're gonna have a relationship, then I want equal ass rights! Also, I'm not delicate! Fuck me harder next time! Which brings me to a point, don't treat me like glass-I will dump your ass in a minute for that. Oh, and don't expect me to-Ophm...mmm..."
Squall gave Seifer a deep kiss and pushed his head to rest on his chest.
"Sleep."
"Asshole..."
HOW WAS IT? IT WAS MY FIRST TIME EDITING ALL THE NASTIES OUT! IF YOU WANT THE TRUE NASTY CHAPTER, SAY SO IN YOUR REVIEW AND I'LL POST IT! IF YOU HAVE AN SUGGESTIONS FOR PAIRINGS OR ANYTHING, I'M OPEN TO IDEAS AND PIZZA! ANYWHO...I DON'T OWN SQUALL OR SEIFER OR THE OTHERS FROM FF 8-CAUSE IF I DID, THEY'D BE MY BITCHES! ~^.~