Russian Roulette Reborn Style!
By: Emo Burrito
Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! is owned by the great Akira Amano-sensei; I only own this story and make no profit from this.
Warning this is rated T for somewhat violence and later chapters. Do NOT try this at home.
This is from Tsuna's point of view and Lambo is 5 years old (and uses the 10 year bazooka a lot!)
Russian Roulette Reborn Style!
Chapter 1
"Hiiiiiiiiiee!" I cringed; Reborn kicked me in the face, harder than normal. I hit the ground with a thud, going unconscious almost instantly.
Suddenly the side of my face hit something hard. My eyes opened and I looked at the culprit, the dining room table. I looked around and Reborn was standing in front of me.
"Whaa-?" Reborn kicked me in the face again.
"Shut up Dame-Tsuna. I have a plan for my entertainment" He gestured behind me. I turned around, Gokudera-kun was first to greet me.
"Juudaime! We received the invitations you sent us!" He smiled, happy to be included. Yamamoto was standing beside him, waving his hand, along with the Varia (A/N Fran is not in this), Lambo, Hibari, Onii-san, Chrome, and Mukuro.
"W-wait, Gokudera-kun, I never sent any invitations to you guys, hiiiiiiiiee! Reborn!" I looked at Reborn. He was up to something. But before I could do anything else, Reborn called everyone's attention.
"Life has been too easy for you guys… We are going to play a little game." He said from on top of the table. Easy? I guess the fight with Mukuro, battle for the Vongola rings and the brawl against the Millefiore meant nothing! I sighed, another one of Reborn's dangerously fatal games. "Everyone take a seat" He ordered. Everyone did so, Gokudera-kun took the seat to my right, and Yamamoto sat to my left. Reborn took a revolver out of his jacket, and pointed it up in the air.
"You all are going to play a little game called Russian Roulette," He said calmly. I stood up out of rage and shock.
"W-what are you doing with a g-g-gun in my house? And what is R-Russian Roulette?" I screamed. Yamamoto pulled me back into my seat.
"Russian Roulette is a game of chance. You put a bullet in a revolver, spin the chamber and 'shoot' yourself" He used air quotes for the 'shoot'. That made my mouth drop!
"Hhiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! W-we are s-shooting o-o-ourselves?" I looked back at Reborn, starting to stand up again, but Yamamoto pulled me back down into my seat.
"It's ok, probably just a foam dart gun anyway" I couldn't believe it! He's pulling another Yamamoto! (1) He should understand by now that whenever Reborn gets bored, our lives are in danger!
"Shut up Dame-Tsuna. For the first round we start off with one bullet in the chamber. Then as the rounds go by, we add another bullet. The gun goes clockwise around the table and when we get back to the person that started, another round begins. When a person takes their turn, they cock the hammer, put the gun up to their head, and well… the rest is left to chance." He looked around, keeping his gaze off me. "Any questions?" He stood in the middle of the table, and turned in a complete circle. "Oh and after a person shoots themselves, they spin the chamber for the next person, so no cheating." He unloaded the gun and 6 bullets fell to the ground with a cling. He picked one back up and slid it in the chamber. Suddenly, his eyes rested on me.
"I EXTREMELY ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE!" Ryohei yelled. Everyone took a quick glance at him at the same time but don't acknowledge him any other way.
"Dame-Tsuna, since you're the host, you can spin the gun to see who goes first." He gave me the revolver.
"HHiiiieeeeeee! B-but-," I started to protest, but Hibari-san interrupted me.
"Shut up herbivore, just spin the gun so we could get this over with. I'm crowded," He complained.
"Shut up you bastard!" Gokudera-kun jumped in to defend me. Not even five minutes and the yelling was started.
"Hibari, stop fighting, this game could kill a lot of these herbivores" Reborn interrupted. Hibari thought for a second before agreeing. Reborn looked back at me. "Spin the gun" He ordered. My jaw dropped! He was serious. Just as I was about to protest he said, "If you don't spin the gun, I'll shoot you" I spun it on the table, wishing I didn't have to play this. Just as it started slowing down, it passed me for what seemed like the last time and the end of the gun facing the other side of the table as it slowed to a halt. But Reborn kicked it, making it go around the full circle and pointed to me.
"Whaa! You cheated!" My jaw dropped. I didn't want to play this, not with my luck.
"The Boss of the family should start the game." He said as he spun the chamber and gave me the gun. I gulped. Everyone was going to die just for Reborn's entertainment! Yamamoto seemed to notice my shaking hand and patted my back.
"Maa, Maa Tsuna" He smiled. "It's just a dart gun" I hit my head on the table; Yamamoto wasn't making this any better.
"You can do it Juudaime," Gokudera cheered. I gulped again and put the gun up to my head.
I pulled the trigger and flinched. But there was a click, and nothing came out. Relieved I went to pass the gun to Yamamoto, but a foot collided with my face.
"Reborn!"
"Dame-Tsuna, you have to spin the chamber for Yamamoto" I gulped. This was insane! I could kill Yamamoto!
"It's ok Tsuna" He patted me on the back again. With a sick feeling in my stomach, I spun the barrel and handed it to Yamamoto. With a smile on his face he put the gun up to his head without hesitation.
"Hiiiiiiee!" I shielded my eyes and heard a click. Yamamoto survived! I looked up quickly and Yamamoto was spinning the chamber for Lambo, who was sitting on his left. Lambo took the gun and put it up to his afro head. With confidence he pulled the trigger, just another click. He spun the chamber and handed it to Lussuria. He smiled at me, weirdly. Gokudera stood up, outraged.
"You sick pervert! Stay away from Juudaime!" Gokudera-kun reached for his explosives but Reborn stopped him, by muttering something in his ear. Gokudera-kun took his seat and glared at Lussuria with killer intent. Another click and Lussuria spun the chamber and passed it on then winked at Gokudera. Gokudera cringed back.
"Ushishishi this is a slow, boring game" Bel said before pulling the trigger, just another click. I sighed, how could everyone just be okay with doing this? The gun was passed to Ryohei.
"THIS IS EXTREME!" He put the gun up to his head and pulled the trigger, determination shining in his eyes. Just another click, Ryohei passed the gun over to Squalo and the same click.
Squalo passed the gun over to Xanxus, who was sitting on the exact other side of the table as me. He noticed how much I was freaking out.
"Idiot trash" He muttered as he pulled the trigger and once again, a click. Just as everyone else did, he spun the chamber and passed the gun over to his left. Levi accepted the gun.
"This is for you boss!" He looked at Xanxus and pulled the trigger. Suddenly it felt like an explosion. Levi hit the ground and Xanxus shook his head in shame.
"That trash would die first," Xanxus snorted.
"Whoa, toys these days are so realistic! There was blood and everything!" Yamamoto said happily, still thinking it was a game. I hit my forehead on the table again.
"Shut up you idiot! This is real" Gokudera stepped in. Reborn quickly took control of the situation by putting a replacement bullet in the chamber he spun it and handed it over to who was to Levi's right. Mukuro took the gun.
"Kufufu," He pulled the trigger, nothing. Suddenly Ryohei stood up and looked at Levi's body.
"Whoa! IT'S SO EXTREME!" He yelled. Ryohei could be so slow sometimes. Mukuro spun the chamber.
"Oya, shut up before I make you," He handed the gun to his left Mammon took the gun and once again nothing. He spun the barrel and handed it over to Hibari-kun.
"You herbivores are so scared. You only have a one sixth chance of dying," He put the gun up to his head and pulled the trigger. Click, without another word he passed the gun over to Chrome. She took the gun and put it up to her head. Another click, she passed it over to the last person of the round. Gokudera-kun, he looked at me.
"Don't worry boss, I wouldn't die in the first round" He glared at Xanxus, as if saying that the Vongola were better than the Varia. I shielded my eyes again; I couldn't stand the thought of another person being blown away. Click I looked again once it was safe. Reborn took the gun from Gokudera and put another bullet inside the chamber. Before handing it to me he spun the chamber. With a gulp I took the gun and decided to try and get it over with quickly. I pushed the gun up to my head and pulled the trigger. Click with another sick feeling in my stomach I spun the chamber for Yamamoto.
"Way to go Juudaime!" Gokudera said happily, he was so confident that I was going to last in this game. I scratched my head.
"T-thanks?" I gave the gun to Yamamoto. He took it and fired the gun at his head. Another click, if this gun didn't kill me the anticipation would. Yamamoto gave it to Lambo. Suddenly Lambo stood up and pointed the gun at Reborn.
"Die!" He tried firing the gun but just another click. Yamamoto took the gun from Lambo.
"That's not how you play the game little man" He spun the barrel for Lambo and gave it over to Lussuria. Tears started forming in Lambo's eyes.
"Tol-er-ate" He said between sobs. He took out the 10 year bazooka and shot himself. I tried to cover my eyes and ears but it was pointless. Once the smoke cleared Adult Lambo was sitting in the chair.
"What's going on?" He looks around.
"Continue with the game" Reborn ordered. I guess he is really trying to ignore Lambo. Lussuria fired the gun and click. He spun the chamber and handed it to Bel.
"The Prince is bored, Ushishishi," Bel said grasping the gun in his hand. He puts the gun up to his head and pulls the trigger. BANG! Bel's body fell to the floor quickly. Lambo's eyes widened.
"What the-!" Lambo freaked, I covered my eyes. This is insane Reborn is killing us all off one by one!
"Reborn stop this n-nonsense!" I said looking at him. He looked at me.
"This is too much fun Dame-Tsuna" Reborn smirked and pulled his fedora over his eyes. He walked over and put another two bullets in the chamber, spun it and handed it to Ryohei.
Yamamoto laughed, still thinking it was a joke. "Why is everyone being so dramatic? It looks as if he actually died" He said looking around, hoping someone will answer. I started banging my head on the table and Gokudera just groaned.
"You idiot baseball freak, get it through your thick skull! This is real!" He leaned back in his seat.
Ryohei took the gun and fired it. Click, he smiled wide. "THIS CHALLENGE IS EXTREME!" He yelled happily. He spun the chamber and handed over to Squalo.
"Voiii, why do I have to sit next to this asshole?" He said as he took the gun. He put it up to his head and pulled the trigger. Click, he spun the chamber and passed it to Xanxus. Xanxus takes it with an "Hn". He points it at his head and pulls the trigger. Click he spun the chamber and handed it over to Mukuro.
Mukuro took the gun and fired. Once again nothing happened. Tsuna sighed with relief over to Mammon. Mammon took it and looked at Reborn.
"What do I get out of this when I win?" He asked, holding the gun up to his head.
"Whoever wins can be the boss of the Vongola and the Varia, and claim all their riches and respect," Reborn explained. Gokudera-kun jumped to his feet.
"Juudaime will win!" He announced as he pulled my hand up in the air and me along with it. I sat back down instantly.
"I-I can't believe you all are o-ok with this! People are dying right in front of you and your wondering what's going to happen after!" I started banging my head on the table again. I heard a click and looked up; Mammon must have fired the revolver and lived. He spun the chamber and handed it to Hibari.
"You herbivores are crowding me," He fired the gun and just another click. The chamber spun and Hibari handed the gun over to Chrome. She held it up to her head and fired, a loud bang signaled her death. Her body sunk in the chair and eventually she fell to the floor.
"Oooo, this is getting messy, poor girl she was so cute!" Lussuria bellowed.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiee!" Mukuro was likely to be angry. I covered my face with my hands, looking through the spaces between my fingers. I looked over at Mukuro but he only seemed to have his arms crossed, with a semi-hidden saddened expression and was looking at Reborn.
"You owe me a new minion," Mukuro said.
"Get over it Mukuro," He turned the attention of the crowd over to Gokudera. The gun was reloaded with two bullets and the chamber was spun. Gokudera took the gun confidently and held it up to his head. He looked at me and I shielded my eyes.
Pulling a Yamamoto meaning he is pretending that he doesn't know what is going on.
I hoped you all liked this. It was kind of a spur of the moment and took a LONG time to make. Especially the order of death, and who wins (it's a surprise) I'm still going to be writing this, I don't know when I would update though. Sorry, hopefully I will be able to write more stories. The three authors of this story is Jalinne, Heather, and Samantha (Mostly written by Sam though. Mostly read and corrected by Jalinne, somewhat planned out by Heather). If you have any comments or suggestions please review, all will be considered but no promises. But please review, I can't wait to see what you think of it!
P.S. I'll give you a hint about who wins… You'll never expect it