How the War with the Eldar REALLY started

by Sauron of Borg

A silly parody dealing with the Imperium, the Eldar, and 300. I know it's not accurate lore-wise, but that's what makes it fun!

How the War with the Eldar started….

Note: I do not own Warhammer 40K. And this is just a silly parody.

In the Palace of the God Emperor…

Eldar Ambassador: We simply want a few planets along your border, as to appease our prince and gods.

God Emperor: Tell your prince that he won't get such from us.

Eldar Ambassador: What! This… This is blasphemy! This is madness!

God Emperor: Madness…..

Then, to everyone's amazement, the God Emperor gets up out of the Golden Throne, and walks to the Eldar ambassador.

God Emperor: THIS IS HOLY TERRA!

And the God Emperor kicks the Eldar Ambassador down into a pit.