Just wanted to say hi since I'm new in the Hetalia community (though I've been writing in since 2005). This is my first fanfic of Hetalia with a USxUK pairing (so please be nice!) Anyways, just wanted to try it out and see if I can make it or I'm not too busy with College since I'm about to graduate XD

Don't know if I can continue this as often as possible and if I can research enough material for this story since this is a bit psychological (specifically the concept of erotomania) Anyway, I hope you just enjoy (and find it interesting enough :)) )

I don't own Hetalia :))


Arthur was a busy journalist; he wrote for the Daily Chronicles and contributed in the columns section. Every day was always monotonous for him. At seven o'clock he would wake up and do his daily routine. At 8:30, he would report for work and go home at five. He was so busy that he was more focused on his work more than any other aspects of his life including relationships.

It's not that he was looking for someone to be his partner anyway. He was always pestered by his friends that he should find someone so that he wouldn't be lonely especially during the holidays. Francis, his French friend since college was always breathing down his neck when it comes to love. "Oh Arthur;love is such a wonderful thing! When you find that special someone to care for you and love you until the end of time; it's a feeling like no other!"

Arthur looked glared at him, "shut it frog! You're the one to talk! You're not even faithful to your partner; if you even have one."

The other male chuckled and placed his arm around Arthur's neck. "It isn't my fault that I am irresistible!" Arthur scoffed, shaking the arm off his shoulders.

"Tell you what; I'm having a party tonight. A huge party, everyone is going to be there. I dare you to bring a date." The Frenchman said. Arthur chuckled this time, "is that all? I can do that." Francis shook his head, "I'm not finished; you must introduce your date as your long time lover. If you manage to convince everyone at the party; I will stop annoying and insulting you for a year. I'll even eat a meal of your cooking."

Arthur's thick eyebrow rose as he pondered on the benefits if he won the dare. "Alright frog, I accept."

"Excellent!" Francis patted his friend's shoulder. "Well then I must be off, to prepare for the party tonight! Aurevoir!" Arthur suddenly remembered something, "hey Francis! Should I bring a girl or a boy?"

Francis smiled at him, "it doesn't matter; for love has no gender."

...

Arthur was pacing around his flat and was thinking whether to ask a friend or hire an escort or something. He tried to weigh the pros and cons; if he tried to ask a friend he would owe them a huge favor. Besides his friends are also Francis' friends so it doesn't count. An escort meanwhile is a bit more convenient.

"Hello, this is Arthur Kirkland. I would like to ask about your escort services."


I don't feel comfortable yet and I'm still trying to feel my way around (especially Francis using some French terms). I got the title from a French movie with erotomania theme as well "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not". Check it out it's cool! Reviews inspires me! :D