Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a Scottish guy
That grew up to be a rogue golfer
Turning to a life of crime.
The lad had a temper here and there,
Always dressed in a kilt and tam.
Three teenagers flew out one day
To stop this irate man.
He kidnapped one Professor Green,
For an acid that grew grass,
GJ called in a special team
With the Possible lass, with the Possible lass.
The jet set ground on the shore of this uncharted grassy isle
With Killigan
The Possible lassie too,
Mr. Stoppable, and his rat
Agent William Due
The professor and Duff's dog,
Here on Killigan's Isle.
So this is the tale of 'Number One'
This episode will give you alarm,
The monstrous plan Duff has in store,
For the world he plans to harm.
Kim Possible, Will, and Kim's sidekick Ron
Will do their very best,
To stop Duff's plan and find Professor Green,
To finish their heroic quest.
With golf balls that may as well explode,
Golf clubs and deep quick sand,
Like the golf movie "Blades",
But a little less dangerous.
So watch this episode on the edge of your seat,
You're sure to gasp and cry,
And discover the world's most dangerous dandelion *cough* I mean golfer,
Here on "Killigan's Isle!"