Insulting InterviewsStarring Saruma Tsukino (aka me)

Saruma: So, to day on the show we have Izaya Orihara

Izaya: You need info; I'm the guy to come to... But it won't come cheap….

Saruma:*laugh* Now Izaya, you say you like the entire human race?

Izaya: Well of course! I really enjoy observing their reactions.

Saruma: But you don't like Shizou Hiwajima, do you?

Izaya: Me and Shizu-chan… Hmmm? I don't know how to put it.

I don't like him but I find him amusing to toy with. I hate him and the best thing that could happen for me is if Shizu-chan were to drop dead. But then I would be bored…

Saruma: Quite a predicament. You don't like him but you hate him to a certain degree.

Izaya: *nod*

Saruma: Are you sure you don't love him?

Izaya: O_o….

Saruma: After all, don't most couples have love/hate relationships?

Izaya: O_o….

Saruma: Izaya-kun?

Izaya: O_o….

Saruma: Sorry folks but I think we've lost him. Until next time!

Izaya: O_o…. …..No way…..O_o

s.a animefreak: soz, I just had to do it. Was watching durarara hen it came to me. So what do you think? I'll be doing some more 'insulting interviews' in the coming day/weeks

Izaya: *still in his seat* I can't really love him?