Insulting InterviewsStarring Saruma Tsukino (aka me)
Saruma: So, to day on the show we have Izaya Orihara
Izaya: You need info; I'm the guy to come to... But it won't come cheap….
Saruma:*laugh* Now Izaya, you say you like the entire human race?
Izaya: Well of course! I really enjoy observing their reactions.
Saruma: But you don't like Shizou Hiwajima, do you?
Izaya: Me and Shizu-chan… Hmmm? I don't know how to put it.
I don't like him but I find him amusing to toy with. I hate him and the best thing that could happen for me is if Shizu-chan were to drop dead. But then I would be bored…
Saruma: Quite a predicament. You don't like him but you hate him to a certain degree.
Izaya: *nod*
Saruma: Are you sure you don't love him?
Izaya: O_o….
Saruma: After all, don't most couples have love/hate relationships?
Izaya: O_o….
Saruma: Izaya-kun?
Izaya: O_o….
Saruma: Sorry folks but I think we've lost him. Until next time!
Izaya: O_o…. …..No way…..O_o
s.a animefreak: soz, I just had to do it. Was watching durarara hen it came to me. So what do you think? I'll be doing some more 'insulting interviews' in the coming day/weeks
Izaya: *still in his seat* I can't really love him?
