'Uuuuuuggghaaaa S..sasuke stop, it hurts, pleeeaase…….. Ahhhhhhhhh!'

'Naruto, you expect me to stop when you're pulling that cute, irresistible face?'

'It's not fair, this is torture! Just do it quickly!'

'Noooo, this is waaaaay to much fun'

'Damnit you idiot, ahhh, please.. I want it!'

Sasuke still continued, he started slurping even harder, sucking and savouring every single flavour he could.

'STOP, please… it's too…. OH GOD! Fuck… S….sasuke…. Ahhh. no st - Unnngh.'

'Mnnnf?'

'S…sasu..ke, please this is too much, I…I'm gonna….. die if you continue.'

-Sluuuuuuuuurp-

'FUCK SASUKE! FUCK… Ahhh!'

'Mmmmf'

'Nooo..n..n..noo, your making a mess, pl..please stop.'

'It'll be fine, you asked for this'

'Yes… but… no, what if someone sees, like Hinata or Sakura? That would be so embaressing.'

'But you wanted this from me, didn't you?' The raven haired boy smirked evilly as he looked into the blondes extravagant blue eyes.

Sasuke began to suck harder, hoping for an ever better, intense reaction.

'OH GOD! FU- SASUKE, STOP!' Naruto had began to lose his cool with the torturous teasing.

'Mmmmmff, why? It's soooooo yummy'

-Sluuuuuurp-

'Holy- Ahhhh…… I…I don't care anymore… just….'

'Mmmmf?'

-SllUUUuuUUURRRRRrrrrRRRrrRRRrp'

'AHHH.. Sasuke! I'm gonaa…. Explo-; UnnNNnnG'

Sasuke chuckled, as he watched his sweet Naruto lay their exhausted, in defeat. He than began licking his lips, getting ready for round two.

'Fuck it Sasuke! This is going too far! Get the freaking ramen outta my face and untie me from this log!'

'No, you said "I will diet a healthy diet, I don't care what you do to me! You can even tie me up! Keep me away from the ramen!" Those are your exact words.'

'Yeah but I didn't say to eat it erotically like that in front of me!'

Sasuke grabbed a huge, juicy, fatty piece of pork between his chopsticks, licked his lips then devoured it whole in his mouth, making succulent groaning noises.

'Mmmmm… so tasty'

'FUCK SASUKE I SAID STOP! Untie me and feed me the ramen now!'

'Impossible'

'It's not impossible, just walk over here and feed me the ramen!'

'Entirely impossible'

'Before you where waving it under my nose! It's not too hard to reach over and feed me!'

'Still impossible'

'It is not!'

'Yes it is'

'Tis not!'

'Impossible, completely!'

'HOW COME?'

'Because…. I ate all the ramen, I can't feed you air.'

Sasuke tipped the bowl upside down…. It was bone-dry.

Ahaha well yeah, this is like REEEAAALLY old. You've probably seen it before somewhere, I remember posting it ages back. But I removed it .

Enjoy this excellent piece of crap! :D