Hello! Long Time since I wrote one of these!!!

Anyway, This is for Ta-chan's b-day! It's a little late, but better late then never. There will be more. Not more of this exactly, but other things like updates, or one-shots.

I don't Naruto, or Sasuke, or Yaoi, or anything really. I'm just a poor fangirl with a lot of dreams....*sigh*


Sasuke really hated cuddling.

He really really hated it.

It was pointless. Especially after sex, when both Naruto and he were sweaty, sticky, and just gross feeling. All his Uchiha senses were going off screaming 'Take a SHOWER' or 'Get this idiot OFF OF YOU'. His Uchiha senses really hated Naruto for some , His Uchiha senses really hated everything because nothing was a good as his Uchiha senses. Anyway, not to get off track or anything...

Naruto loved to cuddle. Especially after sex when they were sweaty, sticky and just gross feeling. It bugged Sasuke crazy that as soon as Naruto came done from the high Sasuke had worked so damn hard to get him to, he was rewarded with long tan arms wrapping around his waist, and Naruto's damp hair tickling his nose, making him wanting to sneeze when he was soo damn tired as it was. And of course, Naruto had to practically climb ontop of Sasuke, laying that overly warm body of his all over Sasuke's already over heated body. Sasuke almost gave up on sex altogether when he almost passed out from over heating. But....

As Sasuke lay there on the cave floor, snow falling outside the entrance, a soft almost dead fire going off a few feet away from him, the chilly air washing over his naked, sweat covered body, causing goosebumps to scatter over his spent body, and raise the hairs on his arms and legs, he kind of smiled when Naruto crawled over, and cuddled against Sasuke's near frozen body. Naruto spread himself over Sasuke like a blanket, pulling his sleeping bag over the both them and fumbling with the zipper. After a moment, and a little help from Sasuke himself, Naruto was snuggled in Sasuke's embrace, his overly active body spreading warmth evenly over all of Sasuke, even roasting his cold toes. He sighed as he listened and felt Naruto drift off, he decided that he didn't quite hate cuddling. He smiled a little happier, clenching his arms around Naruto, readying himself to go to sleep.

Then Naruto made a loud noise.

No, what Sasuke really hated was snoring.

He really really hated it.