Crash and Burn

Prologue: Simultaneous Happenings,

By Bluespark

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Feudal Era, Japan.

"KAGOMEEEEE!"

The desperate cry rang throughout the air of what had been a nice, peaceful morning in the Sengoku Jidai.

"Inuyasha's picking on me!"

"INUYASHA!"

… Sudden silence…

The birds stilled and tension hung thick in the air. It was as if the world were holding its breath. Drum roll please…

"INUYASHA! OSUWARI!"

We zone in to a clearing to see our raven-haired friend, Kagome Higurashi, schoolgirl and miko. Observing the scene, the rest of her friends, Sango and Miroku, sighed as a silver-haired, dog-eared inu hanyou suddenly found himself kissing the dirt. A little fox kit by the name of Shippo hung onto the shoulder of the teenage miko who was currently ranting.

"-should grow up and stop picking on Shippo!" finished Kagome.

"He started it!" Our favorite hanyou popped out of the Inuyasha-shaped crater.

"Did not!" Shippo stuck his tongue out at Inuyasha, who was scowling darkly.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

As they continued, Miroku leaned in and stage whispered to Sango.

"Inuyasha is acting rather childish today, don't you agree Sango?"

The demon slayer nodded. "It can be expected from Shippo, but Inuyasha-"

"Oi! I am NOT acting like a kid!" ( --;;)

Kagome sighed. "Let's just keep on mov- ACK!"

The ground shook, and made a tremendous grumbling noise before there was a sudden CRACK, and the ground caved in right under where Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara had been assembled.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

And off went the Inu-tachi….

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Present time, Japan.

"Yuusuke, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara and Botan, you've got another mission!" declared Koenma, prince of Reikai. Allegedly. The little prince swiveled his chair to face the Reikai Tantei.

Yuusuke rolled his eyes. "Duh. Why else would Botan have dragged me off in the middle of my date?"

"So what's our mission?" Kuwabara asked.

The Tantei nodded, staring at the small screen of the briefcase video player.

"You'regoingonacruiseshiptoinvestigatestrangeenergyflashedandthereisapossibiltyyouwillbekiledbutifthathappenswewillbeabletobringyoubackthoughyoushouldnottrytogetkilledbecausebringingpeoplebacktakesalotofpaperwork!"

Blank stares and silence.

Then: "What!" "No way!" "Stupid fool. I refuse." "A chance of getting killed?"

Koenma hurriedly said, "Botan, the portal. All of you, goodbye and good luck. Hopefully the next time I see you, you'll be alive!"

A portal opened beneath the feet of the Reikai Tantei, swalloing them up in the darkness.

"KOENMAAAAAAAA!"

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The Spirit Detectives and the shard hunters land with a thump.

"Ow! Kuwabara, you idiot!"

"Kagome-chan, you're squishing me!"

" Baka ningen. Remove your foot from my face."

"Hiei, please get off of me."

"Miroku, you lecher!" BANG!

"Monk, gerroff of me!" Accompanied by growling…

"Botan, did you HAVE to open a portal RIGHT under us!"

"Hey, who the hell are you?"

"Why is there a tail in my face!"

"Sorry, Sango-chan!"

"ACK! I think I just got groped!"

"Did I just do that? Fair lady, would you bear my child?"

"Miroku, you HENTAI!"

"KYA!"

BANG! SMACK!

"You don't even know who you just asked, lech."

"Hn. Pathetic ningen."

"I'm a youkai!"

"A demon, where!"

A pause.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"

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AN/ Rofl. Try and match up the voices. I have a fairly good idea of the pairings… Read and review! Next chapter is half done!

EDIT: Edited some things, sorry if any punctuation marks, question/exclamation marks are missing. is being annoying.