A/N: I haven't written anything in ages but I thought it would be nice if I said this one little thing… I'm starting up the Monthlies stories again… I'm going to put up stories when I write them and this is just the first one… I hope you Like?

Disclaimer: Do I look like Tamora Pierce??


Nguh.

Why was there no chocolate?

No chocolate at ALL

This would have to be worse then the chamber (She thought in her lowly Squires Opinion).

WHY WAS THERE NO CHOCOLATE!!

She was in a PALACE!! There had to be chocolate SOMEWHERE!!

As Kel walked down the hallway to her room she continued her mental tirade at the misfortune of not having any chocolate at all. She was just coming up to the door that led to Neal's room when she heard laughter.

Dom's here? Actually that sounds like the whole squads there!

She quickened her pace and soon came to the open door.

They where eating chocolate.

HER chocolate, She knew she couldn't have eaten it all!! Neal had stolen it from her room!!

"What do you think you are doing Nealen?" She managed to growl out.

"Ummmm" Oh dear. I'm going to die. "I'm sorry?

"You will be"

"Now Kel I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding. Right Neal?" Dom spoke out as he watched Kel stride towards his cousin.

"He stole my chocolate, I'm not leaving until he is completely and utterly sorry." As she said this she walked by Dom. He grabbed her arm.

I wouldn't do that if I were him… Oh well this will be fun.

She half turned and looked at the hand that was grasping her upper arm.

"Let Go of me"

"Not Until you Settle Down"

……. Bad move…

In one fluid move Kel managed to punch Dom in the face stunning him enough to let go of her before she pushed him to the floor and promptly sat on him.

"Change of Plans, You are all going to go into the city and fetch me chocolate. Right now and if your note back before the third bell them I'm going to start shaving Dom."

As she gave them their instructions she pulled out her boot knife. It could serve as a razor she was sure of it.

"Of course being a girl and never having shaved before I could nick something important and we don't want that to happen do we now, Now off you go!"


Alanna and Jon watched as her squire and one of the Third Companies Squads Ran past without even acknowledging them.

"I wonder what that's all about?"

"Neal stole Kel's chocolate."

"Meathead"

"Yep"


A/N: Short I know but…. Review please!!