This is my first fan fiction so yeah, I do not own bleach. I do, however, own all of the original characters and scenarios.
Substitute soul teacher
In her office Soi Fon Was pacing and grumbling to herself 'Crap! That damn Yoruichi, why did she have to marry that damn Komamura Taichou ! GOD I hate him, how dare he steal my yoruichi." This continued for a while until a certain twelfth division lieutenant entered the room saying "Excuse me, Soi Fon Taichou, Why are you pacing. Are you stressed ?" Startled, Soi Fon yelled "OHMYGODWHATTHE FUN! Where did you come from !" "The door…" Said a confuzzled Nemu. Sighing Soi Fon said "No, I'm not." "Your lying to me" Replied Nemu "Anyways I came here to tell you that Komamura Taichou has taken Yoruichi San to the world of the living on his mission ." Twitching, Soi Fon yelled "What! What mission, where?" "He went to the human world to substitute teach in a middle school history class in America. Yoruichi San is teaching in an elementary school math class." Nemu said in her monotone voice. Soi Fon stood there in shock, just as Nemu planned "I can help you get revenge if you want" Said a deviously smiling Nemu "H-How…" Stuttered Soi Fon. "Simple, since he is in the world of the living, we must find him, after that you will hide as a civilian while I spy on him. After a while you will kill him, causing Yaruichi to become vulnerable to your advances." Soi Fon was stunned "Are you sure…?" She said "Utterly and completely." Replied Nemu
"Hello class, my name is Mr. Komamura. I will be your substitute teacher today, as your normal teacher is sick to today." Said the tall, masked man. Opening a textbook he said "Open to page 386, we will be reviewing Japanese history. Can any of you tell me who the captain of the 12th division was?" (Finally my character And friends get some screen time!) I look up from the manga I was reading ,"Detergent ", I raise my hand and say "Um, the book doesn't say any thing about any 12 division." "What. That can't be true!" He boomed. He seemed to be enraged by this. At this moment a beautiful woman entered the class room "Komamura Taichou, may I speak to you in the hall?" She asked "Oh, Nemu fukutaichou, sure you can." And with that he left the room. "Dude, Clark. Did you see that guy he was gargantuan!" "I know! And that woman wasn't half-bad either." Responded my friend. Out in the hallway Nemu warned Komamura about Soi Fon's plan to kill him, and that they should escape into the soul society. Dazed Komamura reentered the classroom and yelled "Surprise field trip!" This made us all jump as a great flash of light filled the room. When it faded I found myself standing in an open courtyard surrounded by Japanese-ish buildings." I don't think we're in school anymore." Said a random filler student of no importance. "Whoa this is freaky" I said.
This is the first chapter. Please comment, tell me what you think, I require feedback to live. Feel free to give advice and suggestions! See ya!