Disclaimer: I wish I owned the Metroid series and all characters associated with it, but I don't. Sucks to be me.
Author's Note: This story is just something I wrote because I was bored in school, and I used barely any effort. It is not to be taken seriously…or even reviewed for that matter. If you like it, then review it if you want to. If you didn't like it, then go about your day and forget you read it.
Metroid Prime Gone Wrong
Samus finally finished finding all the Chozo artifacts known as the Cipher. She also defeated the Omega Pirate and had her suit transformed by phazon. She was ready to face whatever was waiting for her.
As she entered the Chozo temple above the impact crater, she was met by the space dragon known as Ridley. She would have unloaded every missile and power bomb she had, except she was too stunned to do so. Instead of the Ridley she was used to seeing, she saw a tie-dyed dragon smoking a phazon infused blunt. Ridley was completely high!
Taking advantage of Ridley's stoned state, Samus fired a super missile at the phazon blunt. The phazon exploded after being impacted by the super missile, sending Ridley tumbling over the edge of the Chozo temple.
With Ridley defeated, Samus entered the impact crater. After a few fights with fission metroids and lumigeks, she arrived at the room of the Metroid Prime. Again, Samus was shocked. The Metroid Prime was decked out in a long coat, gold chains, sun glasses, and a hat with a purple feather in it.
Seeing Samus, the Metroid Prime attacked with a flurry of pimp slaps. As the battle raged on, Samus let loose her entire arsenal of missiles. Finally, Metroid Prime's gold chains snapped off.
In a surprising event, Metroid Prime actually spoke! "You broke mah bling-bling, biach!" Then Metroid Prime wrapped its tentacle around Samus, but only succeeded in removing the phazon from her suit. Knowing when to high tail it, Samus bolted out of the impact crater and jumped on her ship.
Samus took one final look at the Chozo temple before it collapsed. She then entered her ship and left Tallon IV. This had truly been her most messed up mission ever.