A quick note before we start…
It has been brought to my attention that my fanfiction is against the guidelines, and I should change it to story format. This will stop me from using quirks (but I will still use lisps (written as "th" instead of "s", drunken slurs, puns, and accents), but you can see the original (which has quirks) at ! Thank you to catspats31 for pointing this out to me. This is my complete re-do. Thank you to everyone who's read Homestuck Truth or Dare!
Dares and truths can be submitted to the PunBB titled "homestucktruthordare", by PM, or my gmail account called hstruthordare (Fanfiction won't let the whole link or email show up, sorry), but please don't submit them through review.
Thank you guys, and now, without further ado, Homestuck Truth or Dare Intro!
The kids, alpha kids, trolls, and ancestors are all sitting around a table, with the exception of Dirk, who is on a chair away from everyone else, and Meenah, Cronus (who has been hitting on her since she sat down), Rufioh, Nepeta, and Terezi, who are on the couch. As everyone is getting impatient, somebody new says something.
"Has everybody come today?" she said.
"I am inclined to believe so," Kankri, who never misses a chance to speak, disclosed for her.
Karkat, however, being the complete opposite of his post-scratch ancestor, simply yelled, "Who the fuck is this girl?"
Horuss, who started to sweat, had something to say, too. "Please refrain from using that language."
"Fuck you!"Horuss had begun to sweat even more at hearing this.
"My apologies. Anybody have a towel?"
The mystery girl had apparently come prepared, because she handed Horuss a towel. She began to speak again, "Here you go. Before we start, my name is—" she was interrupted by Equius tapping her on the shoulder. She'd need to get some ice for that bruise later.
"Can I have one, too?" he whispered as quietly as he could, which was still pretty loud.
"Of course," she whispered back as she handed him a dry towel. She began to address the whole group as she said, "Sorry. My name is Lisa, and we're going to be playing a game of Truth or Dare."
"Oooh, sounds like fun!" John said, excited.
"What the fuck, I didn't sign up for this!" Karkat said, because he knew what was coming, and Jesus, he did not want to get involved in that.
"Truth or dare?" Terezi asked.
"I've never heard of that befur!" Nepeta said.
"Yeah, I figured none of the trolls would have heard of it!" Lisa said.
"It's realby fun," Roxy slurred
Rose impatiently asked, "May I please leave?"
"No," Lisa said. "Truth or dare, trolls, is a game where the readers submit requests to you. You either have to say something truthful or do something. Basically, it's a game of cruelty where you get humiliated in front of your peers!"
"I, uhh, think I get it," Tavros said.
"I don't see why you wouldn't. It's pretty simple." Vriska said.
"Sorry,"
"Serket-lookin' girl, don't be mean, or do we need another ministrife?" Meenah asked.
"Hell no. I'll stop if I don't have to go through that clusterfuck again. Vriska replied and Gamzee honked and gave a goofy smile.
"Let's get this the hell over with." Karkat grumpily said.
"We're going to start right now!" Lisa cheerfully replied.