This is is inspired by the manga Chinko no Tsubuyaki.

My friend and I got bored so I turned our rp into a story about Marco and Jean.

For anyone who hasn't read Chinko no Tsubuyaki and doesn't get what's going on, here's the plot for before this story:

After Marco's 'death' Jean wakes up and finds that Marco's soul has possessed his penis! The two struggle with their relationship as it's not easy being a man-penis couple. But somehow things end up okay and the couple of misfits carry on with this absurd relationship.

This is a oneshot based on this story. If this gets popular, we might even make another for you guys. Enjoy!

"Jean, could you open your zipper slightly?"

"Why Marco? You stuck?" Jean frowns down at his trousers.

"It's a bit hard to breathe down here." Marco complains, "Why did you have to wear the tightest pants possible?"

Well, it must not be nice being cooped up all day in someone else's pants.

He relented, "People will notice, let me just go into this alleyway."

"Ok" Marco sings happily.

Jean looks around to make sure no one sees him before entering the dark alleyway.

"Don't worry Marco, a couple of steps and you can dangle loose for a bit, hang in there."

"But I have no arms."

Jean smiles down at his lover, "I will be your arms."

He walks into a dark corner, where no one can see and undoes his trousers.

Marco soaks in the cool air of freedom, "That's better. Fresh air is nice."

Jean shuffles in the darkness, bottom half completely naked using the walls to guide him.

"Jean, do you think we can ever have a normal relationship like this?" This makes Jean stop in his tracks.

He throws a coy smile to Marco, "I guess. Can you make seeds?"

"Only if you'll plant them, Jean." Marco giggles.

"Sure," Jean looks into the distance, "I could hold you gently and no one would ever notice."

"Except the police, you'd probably be arrested. Indecent exposure and all."

Jean strokes Marco gently, "Fine, I will make you a special holder, all padded and that, give you some space and all."

"You should ask Armin, I heard he's good at knitting."

Jean laughed at the thought, "Yeah like he wouldn't notice though, 'can you make me a penis sock please, Armin', he's totally not gonna notice that."

"I'm sure he's been asked for weirder. This one time, Eren said he was cold in his Titan form (even though their skin is so hot, I don't know) so Armin made him a giant sweater."

"That's one big sweater"

"That's what Eren said..."

"But Armin is so innocent, I don't think I could ask that of him."

"Really?" Marco pauses, "I think he and Reiner have it on."

Jean ignores Marco's last comment and his expression suddenly turns serious as he stares at his partner, eyes filled with adoration.

"What?" Marco sounds confused.

"We could live here, in the darkness, forever."

"... Marco"

"Jean..."

"Kiss me."

And that is how the police found Jean Kirschtein, trying to suck himself off in a dark alley.

THE END