Well. Well. Well. What do we have here?

It looks like the start of a drabble collection, that's what! :D I have recently been in love with the KakuHidan pairing, and I found a nice list of flash fiction prompts, so, why not start a drabble collection? This'll probably only go up to ten or so. But, anyways, reviews are love, and I live for love. I actually have some of this written, so I'll be updating.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but that's probably for the better, because if I made it, you'd just be looking at a bunch of scribbles and some bad dialogue. Nobody in their right mind would want to read that piece of garbage.


Ice Cube.

"Get your feet the hell away from me."

Kakuzu looks up from his beat up paperback, his lips pulling ever-so-slightly into a smirk, stretching the stitches that keep his lips together.

"What did you say?"

Hidan pouts, wriggling away under the covers so that there was one or two inches of space between the two.

"I said, get your fucking feet the hell away from me; they're freezing."

Kakuzu glances back down to his novel.

"I used to remember a time when you liked snuggling up with me."

Hidan curls up on his side, shifting on the uncomfortable pallet that they slept on, since Kakuzu is too cheap to rent out a room with a real bed.

"Yeah, well, you're remembering when your feet didn't feel like Jashin-damned ice-cubes."

Kakuzu puts down his novel, closing the small distance between them, replacing his feet with a much warmer thigh.

"There, is that better?"

Hidan sighs, his lower lip jutting into a pout.

"Whatever."