Truth or Dare

Hi Guys! I know it's been a while but I've had this idea in my head for a while so I was like... Alright get your lazy ass up and write something... Even though I'm publishing it so late... I'm sorry and I do not own Hetalia or any of it's characters. I only own this story please don't copy or anything...© Copyright and stuff

"Alright Dudes and Dudettes, I called this super awesome meeting to help us solve our trust issues! Well our problems with each other, since this issue can start wars and stuff dudes."

"None of us have trust issues you wanker, except with you FROG!"

"Oh but mon angleterre we are friends non?~"

"Like hell we are!"

"Um guys. Hey don't bicker…"

"Who are you?"

"I'm Canada."

"Hai. I agree with America-san."

"I agree with Aru."

"Well he does have a point. We should all come up with a solution!"

"Vee~ Yeah Germany some of us do bicker a lot! Maybe we can all make some pasta…"

"ITALY ZHIS IS NO TIME FOR PASTA!"

"Hey! DON'T YELL AT MY BROTHER YOU POTATO LOVING BASTARD!"

"AH! BIG BROTHER NO! DON'T HURT GERMANY!"

"LOVI~ Don't go around threatening people."

"LET GO OF ME YOU TOMATO BASTARD!"

"Haha! I AM AWESOME! MORE AWESOME THAN YOU WEST!"

"I believe we should all drink vodka, da?"

"Marry me instead brother."

"Nyet!"

"Oh brother, don't be afraid. Show them your boobs!"

"I hate all of you. I will now express my feelings on this piano."

"Um Mr. Austria how did you drag a piano in here?"

"He can't hear you Aru. He's playing the piano."

"AMERICA YOU BASTARD!"

"Wait. Wait. Ow I'm Canada! I'm Canada!"

"We should like totally, put on dresses and eat paluszki."

"No Poland we can't do that. I think we should just have coffee."

"You are like totally no fun Liet."

America sighed as he looked around the boardroom at the bickering nations. Usually he wouldn't care but this trust issues thing could start wars between them and as the hero it's his job to stop it. He stood up and picked up a giant boring looking textbook. Good thing Germany left it on the table. America sighed as he slammed it down on the table and looked at the other nations in the room. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him.

"LOOK AT ALL OF YOU DUDES! WE'RE TRYING TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS HERE BUT WE'RE BICKERING NOW!"

He pointed at France and England who were fighting each other.

"Iggy let go of France's shirt and France stop molesting him."

"But mon ami he-"

"I don't care let go now and France put on a shirt."

They immediately separated as America turned to Cuba and Canada.

"Look here buddy get your hands off my brother or else we're going to have a problem."

"But he-"

"He's Canada first of all. I'm America and if you have any problems with me take them up with me not him. He's done nothing to you man he's too nice to fight you back but I'm not so if you touch him again I'll fuck you up. That goes for the rest of you too if any of you mess with my brother again you're gonna have to deal with me. That goes for you too Commie! No more sitting on my brother ya got that?"

Russia looked at him and gave him his famous creepy smile. America shivered slightly as he looked at him.

"Da, no more sitting on non-capitalist pig brother."

America forced a smile at him and nodded. Cuba sat down and Canada gave America a shocked look but smiled at him.

"Thank you."

"No prob dude. Now, Spain let go of Romano, Prussia get off the table and sit down, Italy stop bothering Germany, and Austria come to the table so we can start this meeting."

Once everyone was calmed and situated the meeting began properly.

"Okay dudes now that everyone's settled, what are we going to do?"

"MAKE PASTAAAA!"

"Italy dude raise your hand."

Italy raised his hand and America pointed at him.

"Yes, Italy?"

"Let's all make pasta!"

"Italy, that won't exactly help us bond."

Prussia raised his hand as Italy pouted and America pointed at him.

"Yes, Prussia?"

"Let's all talk about how awesome I am!"

"No Prussia, that won't get us anywhere."

Prussia pouted and sat back in his chair. America sighed as bit his lip and thought, This may be harder than I thought. Japan raised his hand and America smiled as he pointed at him.

"Yes, Japan?"

"Why don't we talk about our feelings?"

"Okay that's a start."

Poland jumped out his seat and pouted.

"DUDE! Like no that's boring and slightly girly."

Most of the nations groaned as some murmured,

"He's one to talk."

Poland put a hand on his hip and grinned.

"We should like totally play a game to say that sort of stuff. Or to like bond as you put it."

Italy jumped out of his chair and cheered.

"Vee~ That would be fun right Germany?"

"I guess so…"

Most of the nations nodded in agreement. America smiled and stood up again.

"Alright so a game it is. But which one you guys wanna play?"

Poland grinned as he flipped his hair back.

"I like thinking we should play Poland Says."

Most of the nations groaned at that as Poland glared and sighed.

"Or truth or dare… With a twist to it."

England narrowed his eyes as he sat up a little.

"What kind of twist?"

Poland smirked at him.

"Glad you asked, eyebrows."

England's eye twitched at the insult and he was about to get up until America gave him a look.

"Poland no more insults."

Poland sighed and pouted.

"Fine. But the twist to the game is that we play with numbers instead of people."

Most of the nations eye twitched while others sat in confusion. America gave Poland a confused expression.

"What?"

"Okay so like we all have a number that we chose out of a hat or whatever. So whatever number you have, the number after you has to take your dare or truth. Like let's say I'm number one and England is number two. I have to dare him to do something or ask him a truth. Oh and the numbers change after every turn just so you know."

"Oh so it's like that other game… Cool! What do you guys think?"

Most of the nations smiled while others looked unsure. Germany stood up and came to stand next to America.

"Ja, it may be a good idea to help us bond. Raise your hand if you agree."

The majority of the nations at the meeting raised their hands while others stayed quiet in their seats.

"So it's settled then. We're playing Truth or Dare to bond dudes! We all meet here tomorrow at… 4 or 5?"

Sounds of agreement were heard throughout the room. America smiled as he laughed and gave a thumbs up.

"Alright meeting adjourned! See you dudes tomorrow don't be late, any nations that don't show up or that didn't come today shall face consequences."

Some of the nations groaned as they exited the room while others laughed, happy that the meeting was over as they ran out of the room. America sighed and gathered his things not noticing the two figures approaching him. He felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see England and Canada staring at him. England's stare blank while Canada's was expectant and a little shy. America put a hand on his hip and grinned at them.

"What's up dudes? Ya need something?"

Canada shook his head lowering his head as he held his bear tighter.

"N-No… I just… I just…. I just wanted to say-"

"Well I wanted to say that you did well at the meeting today chap. You did very well leading the meeting."

England put a hand on America's shoulder and America forced a small smile.

"Well thanks Iggy but you cut my bro off when he was trying to talk."

Canada looked up with curious eyes while England slightly frowned and removed his hand from America's shoulder.

"Oh I was just going to thank you again… So um thanks."

Canada looked at his feet awkwardly as he shuffled uncomfortably.

"Well you guys can finish I just wanted to say th-thanks again."

Canada turned to leave but America gently grabbed his hand. Canada looked at him and America smiled back.

"Actually dude I wanted to go out and pig out on some pancakes with you after this meeting. What do ya say?"

Canada smiled and gently squeezed his brother's hand.

"Sure. Oh um but didn't England need to talk to you?"

America looked back to see England tapping his foot expectantly with his arms crossed. America snickered slightly at his expression and nodded at his brother.

"Yeah you can just wait for me outside. I'll be out in a second."

Canada nodded and gave him a slightly worried look over his shoulder as he left the boardroom. America turned to England and smiled.

"What's up Iggy?"

"I should be asking you that…"

America gave him a confused look.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"You notice Canada. You actually want to participate at a meeting. You actually called a meeting. And you-"

America held up his hand and sighed.

"Yo Iggy, I don't see the problem here. First off I love my brother, and just because I don't notice him sometimes doesn't mean I don't know he exists. Two, I actually kind of participate at meetings but I just don't act like it. I just think that this problem needed to be solved so I called the meeting."

England gave him a scowl as America grabbed his bag and sighed.

"Look Iggy face it, I'm grown. You just don't want to accept that I'm mature now."

America pouted and pointed a finger at England. England sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"No wanker that's not it. It's just that-"

"Da, it's that England. It's written all over your stupid face."

Both nations turned shocked but England mostly annoyed to see Russia standing behind them. America glared slightly at him as he put a hand on his hip.

"What do ya want Commie?"

Russia gave him his famous creepy smile as he walked closer to them.

"Oh well you said for no one to mess with your brother, da?"

America balled up his fist and stepped closer to Russia. Russia smirked and America growled grabbing his coat. He may not be as tall as Russia but he can still act like it.

"You Commie bastard if you touched my brother I'll fu-"

Russia laughed as America growled again tightening his hold on him.

"You think this is funny Russia?"

Russia smirked again and grabbed America's wrists easily removing them from him.

"Da. I find quite hilarious actually Amerika.~"

America sneered at him as he yanked his hands out Russia's grasp and pointed a finger in the man's face.

"Look here Commie, I'm sick of your damn games. Where the hell is my brother?"

Russia smirked at the glaring American, he just loved to get under his skin. America gritted his teeth and grabbed his bag.

"Fine, don't tell me you ass. Bye Iggy."

America quickly walked out of the meeting room ignoring the two heated stares at his back.

Once he was out of the room he understood what the Russian meant. There was his innocent bro pinned against the wall by a smirking Prussian. America gritted his teeth again and marched over to the two.

"Ah uh Mr. Prussia sir um… Let go p-please…"

"Kesesese~ Now, now little birdie. Why would I do that?"

"Cause if you don't I'll beat your ass."

Prussia paled and tensed up, he didn't even hear the Canadian's twin walk over. Prussia chuckled nervously and backed away from the blushing Canadian. America was leaning against the wall casually next to them with his arms crossed against his chest. The Prussia paled a little more at the glare the American sent his way. If looks could kill, Prussia would be more than 20 feet under.

"Harrass my brother like that again and I'll kill you. Got it? Good, now get outta here before I chop your balls off."

The Prussian practically ran out the door when America finished. America sighed and pushed himself off the wall turning to his still flustered brother.

"He didn't hurt ya did he?"

The Canadian squeaked and looked at his brother with wide, shy eyes. He was clutching his little bear tightly and shook his head. America smiled softly and hugged his brother.

"Good but tell me if he does that again. I'll kick his ass into another nationality if he does. Same goes for Cuba."

Canada sighed and smiled softly. His brother may act pretty dense at times but he did always have his back when he needed it.

"Thanks Al."

"No prob Mattie."

They pulled apart and Alfred gave Mattie a big grin. Matthew couldn't help but grin back as his energetic twin took his hand and pulled him towards the exit.

"And I know the best place to chow down on pancakes bro!"

"Better not be IHOP."

The American looked back at the Canadian with a pout.

"It's not."

Matthew gave him a confused look.

"Then where?"

Alfred winked at Matthew as they entered the parking lot walking towards Matthew's car.

"It's a surprise."

*About an hour later*

"Open your eyes Mattie!"

Matthew peaked an eye open and saw that they were in front of his house. He laughed at his twin as the American continued to grin at him.

"Really Al? You could've just told me we were coming to my place."

Alfred shrugged and laughed.

"Would've taken the fun out of it. Now come on it's pancake time bro!"

Matthew laughed as his twin rushed to get out of the car. When they made it in the house Alfred went into the kitchen with Mattie and grabbed the stuff they needed to make pancakes. As they made the pancakes all that could be heard from the kitchen were loud curses and laughter.

"Damn it, this is one of my nice shirts!"

Matthew giggled as Alfred pouted at the floor. His shirt had a huge pancake mix stain on his shirt.

"Oh Al don't worry we can clean it."

"But it's gonna have a huge pancake stain on it!"

Matthew chuckled at his brother's childish behavior and flipped another pancake in the pan.

"Then I'll just buy you another one."

Alfred smiled and laughed as walked over to hug his brother. Matthew ducked out of the way before he could hug him making Alfred fall on the floor. Alfred pouted at Matthew from the floor as his twin just laughed at him. Matthew stifled his giggles as he pointed his spatula at the stain on Alfred's ruined shirt.

"You are not getting any of that one me."

Matthew stopped as soon as he saw the mischievous smile on his twins face. He backed away as Alfred got up and came closer to him.

"Al... Don't you dare."

Alfred broke into a huge grin as Matthew backed away more.

"COME HERE MATTIE HUG TIME!"

Matthew let out a manly yell and ran out of the kitchen Alfred hot on his heels.

"AL NOOOO THIS IS MY GOOD SHIRT!"

"CAN'T DENY HUGS MATTIE!"

Matthew turned the corner and Alfred saw his opportunity and tackled Mattie. Matthew squeaked as an unknown force (his twin) tackled him to the ground. Matthew struggled for a minute to get away from his twin but gave up after a while and pouted as his twin laughed triumphantly at his twin. Alfred grinned at his twin under him, he was sitting on top of Mattie's stomach.

"Hehe I win Mattie!"

Matthew stuck out his tongue at his twin as he pouted.

"Only cause you have super strength."

"That's not all! I also have..."

Alfred grinned and brought up his hands. Matthew's eyes widened as he shook his head.

"No. No. No Al... Anything but that!"

"Super..."

"NOOOO!"

"TICKLES!"

Matthew laughed uncontrollably as his twin attacked him with tickles. Alfred grinned down at his twin as he continued his tickle attack.

"AL! ST- HAHA! STOP!"

"NEVER!"

Matthew never thought he would laugh so hard at this age. Alfred finally stopped his attack when Matthew started crying and his breaths became uneven and short. Alfred laughed at his twin as he rolled off him and laid on the floor next to his heaving twin. Alfred smiled he hadn't heard Mattie laugh like that in years, it felt good to hear him laugh like that again. To think that we, two grown men, just had a tickle fight. And it was awesome... Just like the pancakes. Alfred thought happily then his eyes widened comically.

"THE PANCAKES!"

Matthew laughed next to him and shook his head.

"You honestly think I'd leave my stove on and let my house burn down? Jeez Al... I turned off the stove before I ran out of the kitchen."

Alfred laughed and grinned at his twin.

"Bet you fifty bucks I can eat more pancakes than you in 10 minutes."

Matthew laughed and stood up holding a hand out for his twin, which Alfred gladly took.

"You're on Al. Last one to the kitchen has to clean up!"

With that his twin took off down the hall with Alfred not too far behind.

"No fair Mattie you cheater!"

Yay I did it! Okay maybe not and maybe this chapter kinda sucked cause I didn't know where to end it... But hey I tried!

England: That's not good enough twit.

Dang Iggy you're so mean...

England: Get on with it wanker. *narrows eyes*

*huffs* Sorry I'm being a lazy asshole... Okay I've just been busy but at the same time lazy and not updating stories guys I'll get right on it since spring break is right around the corner so I'll have more time to update and stuff. Tell me what you lovely cookies thought about the story! Review for me! *holds up peace sign* Malec out!