Twenty Square Moments

by icearrows1200

Here I present a set of drabbles I created in computer literacy. Note: These are very short. Contains many pairings such as SquidBob and Spandy. No flames please! Yes, I brought it up to twenty.

1. Birthday

Well, here I go with quite a few really short meaningless drabbles. Please review and enjoy!

Birthday

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Squidward Q. Tentacles awoke with a start, only to discover a certain sponge poking his nose.
"What the- SPONGEBOB GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Squidward screeched.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SQUIDWARD!" SpongeBob shouted with joy, stretching his arms into the air.
"Let me guess, Patrick is here too." Squidward moaned.
"How did you guess?" SpongeBob said in his overly high pitched voice.
"Hi Squidward," Patrick laughed lazily, "Happy birthday!"
"I don't want to share my birthday with you BAFOONS!" Squidward screamed, "I'm going far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away today to spend my birthday in peace!"
With that, Squidward walked outside, got on a bus, and told the driver to step on it.
"Ahh... Alone at last," Squidward sighed.
"Hi, Squidward!"
"AHHHH! SPONGEBOB! What are you doing here!"
"You can't spend your birthday alone, Squidward!" Patrick said smiling.
"That's right, Squiddy," SpongeBob said poking Squidward's nose.
Squidward sighed and slumped into his seat. This was going to be a long ride.