Why Breda hates dogs.
Just some drabble about why Breda really hates dogs, and is scared of them :P
HE already suspected the vile creature when they first visited, but his mother told him he shouldn't act so impolite, sit down, stop looking so ugly and to shut his mouth.
"And by the way" his mother said "Its such a cute puppy!"
Not only that, but everybody of the family was paying attention to the puppy and not to him, and it was his birthday!
Breda sulked and sighed desperately. And of course, the evil aunt, the owner of the evil dog stayed the night over so they could torture him some more. He shrugged and walked to the snack table. It wasn't like he could help it. And he liked snacks, other then those evil fuzzy things.
~*~*~*~
That night Breda went down because he heard something in the kitchen.
When he came down he saw a horrible sight. The kitchen floor was almost invisible like most of the walls covered in every single thing findable in the cupboards – even the chocolate chip cookies he had been trying to find for days!- , and there were even splatters on the ceiling!
And in the middle of the mess, was the dog, licking itself clean from the same things the walls and floor were covered in.
The dog looked up and stared at Breda not even blinking once. The Breda ran forwards, trying to catch the evil beast, but it escaped to the garden. There he tried to catch it again, but it turned around, and before Breda could do anything he had a vicious dog biting in his ass!
Breda screamed and tried to get the evil thing off, what only happened when he tried to sit on it. Breda ran immediately to the bathroom, leaving the almost grinning creature from hell in the garden.
~*~*~*~
The next morning, when Breda's parents found the mess in the kitchen, they suspected Breda of messing it up, but because of lack of evidence, he was only ordered to clean the kitchen.
Breda thanked God that the evil aunt with the demon left before Breda had finished cleaning and he didn't have to wave them goodbye, oh what a relieve.
~*~*~*~
That night Breda looked out the window looking over the road before their house, over which the beast had left. Breda carefully touched his butt and flinched when it hurt.
He was never going to forgive the evil fluff ball, or any other dog for this, EVER.
Edward almost fell out of his chair laughing "OMG! Did that really happen!?" Edward shouted and laughed again.
"I swear boss" havoc said laughing too.
Breda was tied and gagged sitting in a corner trying to shout at them and suspiciously watching Black Hayate who was guarding Hawkeyes desk. "Hey, but boss…" Havoc said still grinning "Do you also have an animal you are afraid of?"
"Unless chimeras count, no" Edward said still sniggering.
Havoc was about to ask something else when suddenly Alphonse entered "Look brother, what I found!" he said happily.
"please don't tell me its another cat" Edward sighed.
"No it isn't, look!" And he held out something fluffy.
Before Havoc could identify the fluff ball he was almost thrown of his chair by something red trying to jump out of the window screaming "NOT THE BUNNY! IT'S PURE EVIL!!!"