The Twelve Days of Christmas- with a Zim twist added to it

By: Gaz Kyoto

On the first day of Christmas

Zim's robot gave to me,

A chocolate bubble gum slurpee

On the second day of Christmas

My robot gave to me,

Two big screen TVs

And a chocobubblegumslurpee

On the third day of Christmas

My friend Gaz gave to me,

Three pizza slices

Two Big screen TVs

And a chocolate bubble gum slurpee

On the fourth day of Christmas

My enemy gave to me,

Four guidance chips

Three pizza slices

Two big screen TVs

And a chocobubblegumslurpee

On the fifth day of Christmas

My love, Dib gave to me

FIVE UFO ZENES!

Four guidance chips

Three pizza slices two big screen TVs

And a chocobubblegumslurpee

On the sixth day of Christmas

Zim's robot gave to me,

Six monkeys growling

FIVE UFO ZENES!

Four guidance chips

Three pizza slices

Two big screen TVs

And a chocobubblegumslurpee

On the seventh day of Christmas

My robot gave to me,

Seven cans of tuna

Six monkeys growling

FIVE UFO ZENES!

Four guidance chips

Three pizza slices

Two big screen TVs

And a chocobubblegumslurpee

On the eighth day of Christmas

My love, Dib gave to me,

Eight devices to catch Zim

Seven cans of tuna

Six monkeys growling

FIVE UFO ZENES!

Four guidance chips

Three pizza slices

Two big screen TVs

And a chocobubblegumslurpee

On the ninth day of Christmas

Ms.Bitters gave to me,

Nine homework sheets. CONT. on next chapter