Part I Bert

It was a beautiful day

That day in the park

I had never seen the grass so green

Or a bluer sky

My emotions made me feel like I could fly

Did you know I loved you

All this while

And that my favorite thing about you is your smile?

Come home again Mary

And put the sun back in my sky

You've left me again and left me a thousand kisses shy

Not sure when you'll return

The fire of my love for you will forever burn

It's a jolly holiday with Mary. No wonder that's it's Mary that we love.

Part II Mary

Gentlemen like you are few

You may be a diamond in the rough

But Bert you shine above the rest

Maybe our love only exists in my dreams

But those dreams of a love that might have been

Are so beautiful

I certainly don't have much to fear

Since your sweet gentility is crystal clear

Do I love you,

Oh yes I love you

But as I said only in my dreams.

Will I ever tell you?

Ah,no.

It's a Jolly Holiday with you Bert. A Jolly jolly holiday with you.