"Good morning, fellow Allies! Let me be the first to congratulate you all your assistance in the outstanding victory over the Axis Powers! World War II will be remembered by all nations for all history!" America shouted as he waved his country's flag around at his end of the table.

"Indeed, but could you try not to be so loud? Some of us other powers are exhausted! I have a serious headache and sharp pains in my economy!" England complained. He rubbed his temples as he lay back in his chair.

"Right, I almost forgot some are you as not in as good shape as myself and Russia. By the way Russia, how was the invasion of Germany?" America turned to Russia, who was sitting in the farthest corner of the table.

"Ah, it vas great success. My Soviet Union and I get there, and Germany's boss 'ad committed suicide not too long ago! Of course, Germany eventually surrendered to me after I broke into 'is house. It vas quite funny, actually. I think some of Italy may 'ave rubbed off on 'im!" Russia eyes looked so happy, yet so bloodthirsty at the same time, which unnerved the rest of the Allies for a moment.

"Alright…good. As you can see, I delivered on my part and became the hero of us all! Japan was no match for my new A-bombs! Although he was brave and tried to remain strong after the first one, he finally surrendered after the second one!" America continued.

"Ah, yes. That magnificent A-bomb; so much power; so much destruction. It may be useful to make you all one vith Mother Russia, yes?" Russia giggled and looked up to see the speechless faces of his fellow "allies".

"Okay…now our next order of business. England, would you do the honors?" America passed the discussion over as England rose up out of his seat and walked over to a graph that was right behind him.

"Ahem, we must discuss the occupation of the Axis Powers. Here we have a map of Japan's house. Now since it is a small country, there is not much to occupy. As you can see on the map, the colour red represents the areas I shall occupy, and the colour blue represents the areas America shall occupy." England explained. Suddenly, France stood from his chair.

"Oui, oui, but where is my room in Japan?" He asked with an anxious tone of voice.

"You don't get one." England answered bluntly.

"Pourqui?!"

"Because, you twit, you barely did a bloody thing! America and I had to rescue you on D-Day! Now, back to what I was saying, we must also discuss the occupation of Germany's house. The house shall be split into two parts: East and West. Russia, you get the East, and the rest of us will share the West. As you can see here, America's on the bottom, I take the middle, and China can take the top."

"What about moi? Even if I only did a little bit, I am a part of this aren't I?!" France whined and banged his fists on the table.

"It's alright. France can have my share. I do not need to occupy either of them." China graciously offered as he dug his chopsticks into a container of his lunch which he brought from home. He rubbed his eyes, as he too was exhausted from the long pivotal war.

"Yahoo! I get to be on top! Oh merci, China! You'll always have a special place in my heart." France jumped out of his seat in excitement and planted a long kiss on China's cheek, making the Asian nation twitch.

"Oh spare the drama, you wanker. It's not like this occupation is permanent. We'll be out in a few years." England rolled his eyes.

"England, vhat vill ve do about Italy?" Russia asked.

"Ah yes, well, he did surrender to us a couple years ago already, so…"

"I move that we spare Italian occupation! After all, he was never a major threat anyway. But, we can still make him sign a treaty." America proposed. With a second from France, the motion was voted on and adopted.

"Alright, so it's settled. We have divided the territory fairly and will make a treaty with Italy. Meeting adjourned! Next time we meet, we shall be the United Nations!" America closed off the meeting and flashed everyone a toothy grin and thumbs up when he was done.

As everyone left, America caught up to China in order to talk to him.

"Hey China, what's that you're eating?"

"This? It's chicken lo mein."

"Can I try some?"

"Hao."

"Mmmm, this is delicious! Can I take some home?"