Welcome to the S.R.W.A. (Stop Ronald Weasley Agency) where Harry Potter characters try to prevent the annoyingness that is Ronald Weasley. Unfortunately, he manages to annoy them anyways. Based off of the fact that my sister and I tend to pretend that we are HP characters and mess around with their personalities. Please read all of Ron's lines in a high, squeaky voice, like the Ron puppet in PPP.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter

"May the S.R.W.A. Come to order!" said Harry.

The excited chatter of the students continued.

"I said, ORDER!" yelled Harry.

The students quieted down and looked at Harry.

"Good. Now, I'm sure you've all heard of the recent crisis..."

"That Neville's looking for a Yule Ball date?" asked Pavarti.

"No, and he's right there you know."

Neville looked at the ground sadly.

"The real reason we're here is because Ronald Weasley." explained Harry.

"What?!" shouted Crabbe, "You mean I'm missing lunch because of Weasel Head?!"

"Crabbe! I'm supposed to be the one who comes up with all of the intelligent nick-names!" said Draco.

"Sorry." mumbled Crabbe.

"Yes, well, Ron has been extremely annoying lately and Professor Dumbledore has entrusted me to lead a team to prevent him from being annoying." said Harry.

"Extermination mission? The headmaster doesn't even trust you with a waffle iron." said Luna.

"We're not exterminating Ron. We're preventing his annoyingness. And cooking waffles in the bounce-house would have worked if Neville didn't have such a weak grip."

"He does have a weak grip." said Padma.

"Why do you get to lead?" whined Malfoy.

"Because I'm not an annoying little ferret. Keep that attitude up and we just might have to exterminate you too." replied Harry.

"I thought you said it wasn't an extermination mission." said Luna.

"It isn't."

"Ooh! Ooh! Harry!"

Harry sighed, "What Colin?"

"You haven't told us what S.R.W.A. Stands for." said Colin.

"It stands for Stop Ronald Weasley Agency."

"Stop Ronald Weasley Agency? Ha! Even S.P.E.W. Is a better name than that." laughed Draco.

Hermione crossed her arms and glared at him.

"Do you WANT me to punch you again?" asked Hermione.

Draco whimpered, "No."

"Anyway, you're all members now whether you like it or not." said Harry.

"Hey!" yelled a few people, Draco and his gang included.

"Too bad." said Harry.

"Ooh! Ooh!"

"What Colin?" sighed Harry.

"Er, that wasn't me Harry." said Colin.

Harry looked towards the sound of the voice and saw Ron jumping up and down waving his hand.

"That's a good imitation of Granger, Weasley." said Malfoy before bursting out laughing.

Hermione stomped over to Draco and punched him in the nose.

"Ron! What are you doing here!" yelled Harry.

Ron shrugged, "I thought I might get a free cupcake."

Harry gave him a cupcake and shoved him out of the room. He ran back onto the podium.

"He's onto us! Meeting dismissed!"

Hooray first chapter! The chapters will get longer, as this is just the introduction.