Double Update Day! Just a little oneshot on Kaldur since no one really gives him any credit. Most people don't even read stories about him anyway. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Kaldur strode into the Cave in an irritated mood. He just had a dream the other night about Tula and it had reinvigorated his mild obsession with her.

"Give it back Baywatch!"

"Never gonna catch me Arty!"

"I'm gonna kill you!"

He stared glumly as Kid Flash ran past him with Artemis's music player.

Artemis ran after him and pulled out her crossbow and began taking shots.

"Remember Artemis, no shooting Wally in the Cave. Rule 43 on the Bat-List"

"Relax Kal. Batman can go shove his rulebook up his..."

Recognize, Batman, Zero Two.

"Uh... you never heard me say that ok?"

Kaldur did not respond and walked toward the kitchen. He listened to the sounds of Artemis trying to escape the Batman's wrath.

"Hi Kaldur!"

Miss Martian never failed to brighten his day with her cheerfulness. He put on a weak smile and made his way over to the refrigerator and pulled out a water bottle.

"Hello M'gann. I am just feeling a little down today. Please excuse my lackluster spirit."

"Hello Megan! (A/N I shuddered just writing that... How does her voice actor do it?) Red Arrow is coming over today to pick up his motorcycle! You could go hang out with him."

"Thank you M'gann, I will see if his presence can enlighten my disposition."

Kaldur walked over to the garage and sat against the wall to wait for Roy.

After a few minutes, he promptly fell asleep.

He awoke to the sounds of yelling.

With a small frown, he opened his eyes to see a somewhat amusing sight.

Red Arrow and Kid Flash were standing near what appeared to be Roy's bike, which was a nice shade of electric pink.

"What happened to my bike West?!"

"Well, uh, Rob asked me to uh, put this box on uh, your bike. He said there was something in it you would want."

"I do not want my bike painted bright pink!"

"Gotta go!"

With that Wally ran off in a flash (pun intended) and Roy looked over at Kaldur.

"Well, sleeping beauty awakes"

"Hello Roy, how are you"

"Well I was pretty good up until about 30 seconds ago. But you look down. What's wrong?"

"To tell you the truth, I had a dream about Tula and am feeling a bit lonely. I am alright, just a bit down, that is all."

"Well I have the perfect solution for you. I always do this when I have girl problems."

30 minutes later... (A/N: No matter what you think of the next part, read until the end. It will all make sense.)

"Aw that feels so good"

"Mmm yeah. Right there."

"I didn't know it would feel this good."

"See Kaldur, I told you getting a massage would help you feel better. They are the best here. I come here so often I get a discount."

Get your mind out of the gutter! I am most certainly not that kind of writer. I hoped you enjoyed the ending there, I did enjoy writing that ending. I thought it would be a good idea to write a few oneshots while I recover from writing my bigger works. Thanks for reading and please R&R!

~The Archer Artemis